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Nines

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Undercover Brother said:
*Knock* *knock*
-Who is it?
-Kung!
-Kung who?
-Kung fu!

Army of Darkness(Ash holding a shotgun) said:
This, is my boomstick!

They Live(Not Duke Nukem) said:
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Sin City(Marv said:
I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball.

Last one is the best line ever! :lol:



Enough for now. :D
 

Maxx

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Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior) after beating Zilla in the final showdown said:
You`re weaker than a baby fart....go leave in fear!

Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior) toring enemies apart with his katana said:
oh...ah splitted personality.....

Duke Nukem said:
Nobody steals our chicks.....and lives!
that`s true :p
 

Maxx

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Titan (Snake Eyes) in LAN said:
Titan: Gum hör = Come here = I need some backup
Cobra: Bin scho do = I`m here = I`ve got your back
Titan: Kiss my ass
 

UTGirl

Link(gun) Lady
MäxX said:
Titan: Gum hör = Come here = I need some backup
Cobra: Bin scho do = I`m here = I`ve got your back
Titan: Kiss my ass

:lol: you have nice team mates ;)

Hero (Diablo) - to slain townsmen said:
Your death will be avenged
ok nothing special, but I`ve played that game sooo many times, I just loved this one. It sounded really great

Hero (Diablo) - after defeating a mad sorcerer said:
Oh, did I break your concentration?
 

Maxx

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Bruce Willis in Die Hard? (not sure @mom) said:
guy: Hey, honesty is my second name!
Bruce: Mine is Cornelius.... and if you tell that someone....I gonna kill you.

Sorry if that quote may be translated wrong, I`ve only heard this in german so far ;)
 

klasnic

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Originally Posted by MäxX himself
I apologize for any fatal syntax and grammatical errors, I swear that this was not my intention, ähm an intention without an intention, an unintentionally intention so to say....

That's the best one I heard in a long time, MäxX :2thump: :lol: Still laughing at that!
 

Maxx

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klasnic said:
That's the best one I heard in a long time, MäxX :2thump: :lol: Still laughing at that!

I just had to go on the secure side, I was getting tired of the all-time saying "Sorry Bruce" (ok was yet another quote....from Finding Nemo)
but on the other side, I hope my syntax is not that bad :lol:

Klas is online in the early morning? Did you sleep bad, or are you just in another timezone?
 

klasnic

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MäxX said:
Klas is online in the early morning? Did you sleep bad, or are you just in another timezone?

Oh I'm always in a different timezone :eek: Actually SaD works me too hard and insists I take the late shift :lol:
 

Kid InFeRnO

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Between Four Walls
Originaly Posted By CS Server
Drake Shot: STOP HACKING BITCH
Shakey:Im Not Hacking
Shakey ->O Drake
Shakey ->O Border Hoper Imagrant Stopper
Shakey ->O HookShot
Counter Terrorists Win
Border Hoper Imagrant Stopper: *****
Forgot I went by Border Hoper Imagrant Stopper in CS somtimes. Other times im Baby Hitman Red
 
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Nines

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I just thought of a good quote from one of my favourite movies.

Bruce Willis & Damon Wayans(from The Last Boyscout) said:
-Hi, you're nobody.(Wayans)
-Shhh, don't tell anyone.(Willis)

If you haven't seen that movie, SEE IT!! Just make sure it's not the censored version. :rolleyes: