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Favorite quotes

Discussion in 'General and Off Topic' started by Maxx, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. LeGeNDaRy

    LeGeNDaRy Bleed Black

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    Hahah! Same **** (or almost) happened to me!
    I was playing in 2k3 BR a while ago, and this dude Cock_Diesel joined the game. So I went and got the redeemer... and then he saw me pick up the deemer and this other dude called ModicZ as well.. so ModicZ says "Legendary has the deemer" and at the same time Cock_Diesel shoots a HUGE bio goop on me and I said "Not anymore... a cock gooped me"... I realized what I said after everyone were laughing thei asses off =D
     
  2. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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  3. frosty

    frosty Frozen in time.

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    Still love an ID classic. Player can't put the pin back in. The Duke Hukem Maxx was a classic also.

    UT - I'm on fire. And, bow down human!

    Mine:

    Need more gun control, use both hands!

    Or when blowing self up. Frosty used RL on himself.
     
  4. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    The accidentally-phrase is amazing :lol:
     
  5. Venuswarrior1221

    Venuswarrior1221 Where there is the Force there is death.

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    People are idiots nowadays!

    LOL!

    If I had my own planet, I would name it Taronis, and It would have virtually NO moon. It would orbit a yellow sun. The world would have earthlike conditions, and it would have 3 other sister planets...(realizes she is going off topic):doh:*slaps herself in the noggin*

    LOL Here's another one!
     
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  6. Mr. UglyPants

    Mr. UglyPants 2007 never existed, it was all a dream.

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    "Its better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on"
    Unknown
     
  7. UTGirl

    UTGirl Link(gun) Lady

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    Hm, if that would accidentally happen to me, he would have accidentally lost a certain bodypart :lol:
     
  8. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    Nevermind it`s an interesting idea :lol:

    How true :lol:
     
  9. Fuzzle

    Fuzzle spam noob

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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
    French Soldier: Allons y!
    Other French soldiers: What?
    French Soldier: Let's go!
    Other French soldiers: Oh.


    The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
    Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
    The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
    Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
    The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
    Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
    Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
    Sir Bedevere: The nose?
    Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
    Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
    Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
    Peasant 1: No!
    Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
    Peasant 3: No!
    Peasant 1: No!
    Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
    Peasant 1: Yes!
    Peasant 2: Yes!
    Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
    Peasant 3: A bit!
    Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
    Peasant 2: a bit
    Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
    Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*


    Man, don't get me started. I would probably end up quoting the entire movie. Just thinking about the rabbit scene has me in tears.
     
  10. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    Monty Python films rule, my fav here is "Life of Brian" :lol:
     
  11. Fuzzle

    Fuzzle spam noob

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    Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honest!
    Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
    Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I AM the Messiah!
    Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
    Brian: Now, f*ck off!
    Arthur: How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?
     
  12. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    My favorite scene is when Pilatus talkes about his good old friend Dickus Biggus :lol:

    *whippestearsoutofeyes*
     
  13. Mr. UglyPants

    Mr. UglyPants 2007 never existed, it was all a dream.

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    That film was great, i need to watch it again!
     
  14. Venuswarrior1221

    Venuswarrior1221 Where there is the Force there is death.

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    Star Wars

    Btw That quote from my earlier post is from star wars.
    :lol: Castration is every man's worst nightmare and darkest shame.:eek2::eek2:

    as for other favorite quotes;Here's one!

    Willam Shakespeare
     
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  15. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    :lol:
    Hope I translated this correctly

    How true!
     
  16. Venuswarrior1221

    Venuswarrior1221 Where there is the Force there is death.

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    Murphy's law to the rescue!:lololol:

    Men don't even understand what women REALLY want from them...:rolleyes:

    EDIT:

    Can you please make this topic a classic, SaD?
     
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  17. SaD

    SaD Skincollecting Fanatic

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    Classic´ed :) .
     
  18. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    Yay \o/

     
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    Nines With Rage Alive

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    Maxx Bite Me

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