Favorite quotes

[LeGeNDaRy]

I didn't even know what I said till after I said it. Everyone in the room was laughing so hard and said that that was the best saying in the world. Everytime I joined a friends game that heard me say they they would quote me.

Hahah! Same **** (or almost) happened to me!
I was playing in 2k3 BR a while ago, and this dude Cock_Diesel joined the game. So I went and got the redeemer... and then he saw me pick up the deemer and this other dude called ModicZ as well.. so ModicZ says "Legendary has the deemer" and at the same time Cock_Diesel shoots a HUGE bio goop on me and I said "Not anymore... a cock gooped me"... I realized what I said after everyone were laughing thei asses off =D

 

[Maxx]

What the...

Can someone please switch knife's bPerversited setting to false?

 

[frosty]

Still love an ID classic. Player can't put the pin back in. The Duke Hukem Maxx was a classic also.

UT - I'm on fire. And, bow down human!

Mine:

Need more gun control, use both hands!

Or when blowing self up. Frosty used RL on himself.

 

[Maxx]

I accidentally peed in a girl's mouth once

The accidentally-phrase is amazing

 

[Venuswarrior1221]

Where is the ANY key?

People are idiots nowadays!

I would call it Me and there should be a moon called Mini Me...

LOL!

If I had my own planet, I would name it Taronis, and It would have virtually NO moon. It would orbit a yellow sun. The world would have earthlike conditions, and it would have 3 other sister planets...(realizes she is going off topic)*slaps herself in the noggin*

LOL Here's another one!

There is the Force, yet there is death.

 

[Mr. UglyPants]

"Its better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on"
Unknown

 

[UTGirl]

The accidentally-phrase is amazing

Hm, if that would accidentally happen to me, he would have accidentally lost a certain bodypart

 

[Maxx]

...(realizes she is going off topic)*slaps herself in the noggin*

Nevermind it`s an interesting idea

"Its better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on"
Unknown

How true

 

[Fuzzle]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.


The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*


Man, don't get me started. I would probably end up quoting the entire movie. Just thinking about the rabbit scene has me in tears.

 

[Maxx]

Monty Python films rule, my fav here is "Life of Brian"

 

[Fuzzle]

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honest!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I AM the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f*ck off!
Arthur: How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?

 

[Maxx]

My favorite scene is when Pilatus talkes about his good old friend Dickus Biggus

*whippestearsoutofeyes*

 

[Mr. UglyPants]

Monty Python films rule, my fav here is "Life of Brian"

That film was great, i need to watch it again!

 

[Venuswarrior1221]

There is the Force, yet there is death.

Star Wars

Btw That quote from my earlier post is from star wars.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Dream
Get this penis off me!

Castration is every man's worst nightmare and darkest shame.

as for other favorite quotes;Here's one!

To be or not to be;that is the question I ask..

Willam Shakespeare

 

[Maxx]

I`ve studied psychology for my whole life, and discovered many things for human mankind`s benefit. There is only 1 question I never was able to answer:
What do women actually want?

Hope I translated this correctly

Imitation is the highest form of the acknowledgment

How true!

 

[Venuswarrior1221]

If you are getting hurt by your own weapons then you are doing something wrong.

Murphy's law to the rescue!

I`ve studied psychology for my whole life, and discovered many things for human mankind`s benefit. There is only 1 question I never was able to answer:
What do women actually want?

Men don't even understand what women REALLY want from them...

EDIT:

Can you please make this topic a classic, SaD?

 

[SaD]

...
Can you please make this topic a classic, SaD?

Classic´ed .

 

[Maxx]

Yay

Sometimes women do things to their body for which every used car seller would be get imprisoned.

 

[Nines]

You're an inspiration for birth control!

 

[Maxx]

Mankind could encounter all secrets of the galaxy if it just would learn to open it`s fist

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Gangsta: "Hijack!"
Jack: "Hi!"