Favorite quotes

[SaD]

And it's oficial: SaD is preparing world domination through Skin City

I love it .

 

[Maxx]

Newsflash:

A MäxX is when you forget to post a poll with a review...

I find it so funny

lol, Starry pulled a Maxx

 

[Turret 49]

If you are getting hurt by your own weapons then you are doing something wrong.

 

[Maxx]

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

 

[Starry Might]

I guess I may as well post some of the stuff from my "Random Quotes" document file!

The quality of my life would be greatly reduced if I did not have nostrils.

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

- Don't use no double negatives.

In all the English language, there is one word that always makes people nervous. Oops.

CAFE 3RD AVE needs mid-day shift. Someone to blame our mistakes on. Apply in person 1283 3rd Ave.

Warning!! Idiocy is Toxic and Extremely Infectious. Contact your local Psychiatrist if any exposure occurs Keep out of reach of small children

WOO CAR GOES ZOOM ACROSS SCREEN MUST BUY CONSUME $$$ BUY BUY ZOOM

He's ignorant... He's a robot. He couldn't bake bread.

SHUT. THE. front door.

-Microsoft has announced that they have purchased the following companies: Titus, Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, McDonald's, Germany, the last three planets of our solar system, your mom, and the letter e.

Anyways, another plus point about long hair that I bring today is that it makes headbanging so much more satisfying when your hair's flying about and randomly assaulting anyone foolish enough to be near you at the time. Yes, I'm mad, and proud of it.

That's good enough for now.

 

[Nines]

I live to continue my existence.

One of the best quotes ever.

 

[Maxx]

She: Do you want to dance?
He: Let me think about it.......no

She (moans): Whisper something very dirrrrrtyyyy in my ear
He: kitchen.....

 

[Nines]

LOL, MäxX!

 

[Maxx]

[Jerry enjoying the company of a girl and George is joining them]
G: Jerry
J: George
[Jerry pointing to girl]
J: Peggy.....George
P: George
G: Peggy
[Jerry looking at george in the "leave us alone way"]
J: Geooorge
[George raises hand to say goodbye]
G: Peggy
P: George
G: Jerry
J: George
[George sees another friend and leaves]
G: Steve

oh I just love this scene

 

[UTGirl]

Time to quote 2 BUF-members, which made me laugh

I would call it Me and there should be a moon called Mini Me...

If aliens ever land on our earth I pray they won`t find you....they would think there is no intelligent life here and would blow up the planet....

guys you are great

 

[Starry Might]

* @ THE QUOTES IN UTGIRLS POST*

 

[Turret 49]

Anyhoo, can't wait to re-do the RAPTOR model for UT07 or whatever they end up calling it.

 

[Aethos]

"Como Estas Bitches!" - Ben Stiller in Anchorman

^ Also my line when I join a game

 

[SaD]

is your friend .You don´t need to post again 4 minutes later .
btw : It looks weird quoting yourself .

 

[Maxx]

.... It looks weird quoting yourself .

Such things happen from time to time *pointstosig*

 

[SaD]

Such things happen from time to time *pointstosig*

 

[Starry Might]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8026/celebrate28xp.gif

Cute smiley.

Anyways, guess I'll dig into my "Random Quotes.doc" again...

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on box bottom): Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

I wonder how many megabytes smaller Windows would be if they just changed all the error messages, as well as the "Blue Screen of Death," to read: "Oh, :censored! REBOOT!"

Life is like a bath...the more you are in it, the more wrinkled you get.

It's a wonderful idea, and while they're at it, they should sue every person in China. If they don't die of exhaustion(or boredom) first.

(LOL at "Very Bad Thongs". Sounds like something produced by those geniuses behind those "Girls Gone Wild" videos)

When reporters visited teh apartment last night, Brianna -- who her mom says is an honors student -- was helping her brother with his homework.

my socks are top tier

That's good enough for now.

 

[Maxx]

is your friend . You don´t need to post x times in a row .

 

[Death Dream]

You can run from Death but you'll only die tired.

Ok my other one is more funny but let me set up the sence. I was playing Xbox live playing Unreal Chapionship and some guy comes in the game named Penis and hes the guy that has a sheild gun. Well he starts hunting me down and I mean I'm running back wards shooting as he holds up his sheild. Then he just got right up on me then I said ...

Get this penis off me!

I didn't even know what I said till after I said it. Everyone in the room was laughing so hard and said that that was the best saying in the world. Everytime I joined a friends game that heard me say they they would quote me.

This is from Seinfeld to.

I was swimming!

Thats form when hes naked and some female walks in on him and well ...

Do you think girls know it strinks?

If you seen that episode you know what Im talking about, no need to go into details.

~Death Dream~

 

[Maxx]

*lol* that rox DD