Would you like to read my spam?

[Boom]

Hey! That was damn good Ruffy!

But shouldn't you be out spending money on your girlfriend?

Just teasin buddy, I know you got her in line.

 

[GunnerX]

Sure Ruffy has it in line but I think she's got the end of it and he has the other end around his neck.

 

[Ruffrider]

Just because im on a leash sometimes doesnt mean its a bad thing

 

[MarleyMarl]

I was gonna post for someone to rhyme my name, then i though for a moment, and i got scared. I thought back to aliens and peak monestary. So please, dont rhyme my name!

MarleyMarl

 

[the~oreca]

This is funny


MarleyMarl: By saying not to rhyme something with your name youre asking them to do it.
Follow my example of how not to make them use it...

Hey Boom c'mon man make a rhyme with my name pleeeeeease c'monnnnn pleeeeeeeease.

Now on Boom's next post he should not of mentioned me.

 

[GunnerX]

There's a member of PuF named MarleyMarl,
He's afraid of m0rety giving him a Hot Carl!
Little did he know, because he wasn't thinkin',
m0rety was planning to give him some Margarita rimmin'!!

 

[the~oreca]

Just for this time
i'm gonna try to make a rhyme

Something outstanding
something a$$ kicking

Too bad I ain't got the skillz
to make a rhyme that kills

I don't know what to say
my keyboard in the hay

The pigs are going after me
but they ain't gonna get me because there isn't any piggies

Why am I wrighting this
Because i'm bored of playing SimCity

My people are moving away
not because of UFO rays

But because of m0rety
He's been farting around towny (couldn't find anything to rhyme)

I need to go eat
so say hi to my friend Pete (again couldn't find a rhyme)

 

[darx]

mmm spam

 

[the~oreca]

Wow that was a horrible rhyme!

 

[GunnerX]

It's friday afternoon,
I'm gonna be going home soon..

I'm really bored,
yes bored I am,
So would you please read my spam?
GunnerX I am!

I'm chatting in #planetunreal,
with crazy people and a crazy gal.

CHRYSt, Zaccix, Jing and Helicon,
Skumboy too adds to the confusion.

Firestorm is there and so is the Lady,
Raptor makes jokes, although quite badly,
I just like to spam,
"sp0rk!" I am.

I_B_Bangin is still looking for Prince,
The Asian one has not been seen since.

WorkSlinger is busy, while doing some work,
While I sit here and post like a jerk.

I don't know what to say,
I don't know what to do,
So I shall bump spam,
GunnerX I am.

 

[Zaccix]

Should I spam?
Zaccix I am!
How much can I cram?
Into a few lines of spam?

My lyrical slam
Some say is spam
But I never spam!
Cos Zaccix I am!

In IRC
You can see
Quite badly
What it needs

A joke or two
Me and you
Some hullabaloo
To liven the crew!

But would I spam?
Cos I can?
No! I won't spam!
Zaccix I am!

To post a rhyme
Doesn't cost a dime
Except on BT
Where nothing's free!

What they need
Is a feed
Into a power station
Shocking sensation!

Can I spam?
Like I am?
No! I never spam!
Cos Zaccix I am!

This thread is old
But shines like gold
Original fictionalisations
In four line connotations

Seminal musings
All just proving
That spam isn't bad
If written quite mad!

I'll give up the ghost
And close this post
Cos spam can only go
For so long before it's old

But I never spam!
To you I say damn!
I never spam!
Zaccix I am!

 

[Morety]

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF



That sig is a big reason of why he got asked to start LoL I love that sig.

MarlyMarl, HotCarl. Ha ha ha ha.

This was another good read. I'll have to add a bit of spam, but I'm too tired right now I am.

 

[MÆST]

Try to make a rhyme with MÆST

/me knows that everyone wants to know how to pronounce it

Is it MÆST
as in paste

or is it MÆST
as in pest

or is it MÆST
as in heist

or is it MÆST
as in gayest

 

[Sparky]

Boom, that's one mighty fine established pr0n,... er spam collection you've got there... If only I could do so well .

 

[mileena]

lmao this thread owns!!

i love how it disintegrated into a poopy poem thread. classic!

 

[Luminuis]

Hehehe, Boom can spam!

Spam spam spam!

 

[GunnerX]

This thread brings back memories,
from p00p to numerous orgies.

In IRC and in the f0s,
CHRYSt is nothing but a h0!
Look at Dopey trying to spam,
/me whacks him with some ham.

Oh look a n00b!
What a b00b!
Trying to tell us he's the best,
we flame him good just like the rest!

SimplyCosmic was quite good,
but his latest bout with the n00bs,
has sent him packing for a while,
hope he comes back with a smile.

The n00bs are gone,
things are quiet,
getting back to 'normal'
if that's what you want to call it.

However, 3 is the number,
and I'm still waiting for summer.
Too many things to do not being done
I'd rather be sitting out in the sun.

Have fun you guys,
one and all.
May the p00p be with you
have a ball.

This spam is done,
This spam was lame.
This spam is gone
I'll see ya in game.

 

[el Gato]

GunnerX,

That 'new and improved' bunny sig rawks.