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Would you like to read my spam?

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Boom, May 19, 2000.

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  1. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Boom -

    Would you like to read my spam?
    Call me Boom, cause Boom I am.

    The Llama -

    I would not like to read your spam,
    I would not like to, Boom I am.
    I do not like your kind of spam,
    I do not like you or your clan.

    I'll frag you when you move too slow,
    I'll frag you when you tally-ho.

    I'll frag you in the one on one,
    I'll frag you all day, just for fun.

    I'll frag you well, I'll frag you good,
    I'll frag you like the Rooster would.

    I'll frag you when you play with Trin,
    Oh silly Boom, you'll never win.

    I'll frag you when you play with Troll,
    then laughing on the floor I'll roll.

    I'll frag you when I'm feeling hot,
    I'll frag you with the gun of snot.

    I'll frag you when you have bad ping,
    I'll frag you and your buddy Jing.

    I'll frag you when you turn your back,
    and fill your a$$ with burning flack.

    I'll frag you when you teletrain,
    I only live to bring you pain.

    I'll frag you when you got the flag,
    they'll put you in a bodybag.

    I'll frag you, you're not paranoid,
    I'll frag you as if I were Voyd.

    I'll frag you if you start to gripe,
    your funny little head I'll snipe.

    I'll frag cause I like to scare ya,
    I'll frag you dressed like Asia Carrera.

    I'll frag your skinny little butt,
    I'll frag your stupid new haircut.

    I'll frag you early, I'll frag you late,
    I'll frag you while you masterb...(never mind)

    I'll frag you fast, cause I'm so strong,
    then take a hit from Blow_Smoke's bong.

    I'll frag you up against a wall,
    I'll frag you and your BerriesSmall. ;)

    Black and blue and face all puffy,
    I'll smack you down much worse than Ruffy.

    I'll frag you with the shieldbelt on,
    I'll frag you when you try to spawn.

    I'll frag you on your favorite map,
    I'll frag you cause you play like crap.

    I'll frag you, you know I ain't kidding,
    I'll frag you, then I'll take my Ritalin.

    I'll frag you cause I think you're smelly,
    I like peanut butter with my jelly.

    I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
    Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.

    I'll frag you and your sexy bod,
    I'll frag you with the Strangelove mod.

    I'll frag you when I'm feeling funky,
    I'll frag you cause you're so spelunky.

    I'll frag you, leave it up to me,
    I'll frag your Boom philosophy.

    I'll frag you, you worthless little chump,
    I'll frag as you try to thrust|jump.

    I'll frag you in the "forum search",
    I'll frag you near Matsumoto's Church.

    I am the Alpha and the Sigma,
    I'll frag you and your buddy Nigma.

    My flak is a hazard, occupational,
    I'll frag you according to parameters, operational.

    I'll frag you with my shock combo,
    I'll frag you... silly little m0.

    Don't you get it, don't you see,
    I am your very worst enemy.

    Boom -

    Wow, I really loved YOUR spam,
    I think you're great, says Boom I am.

    Llama -

    Why Boom, you are so very nice,
    you give me cause, so I think twice.

    I'll still frag you, that's the game,
    but now I'll smile and call out your name.

    Thank you for this chance to spam,
    thank you kindly Boom I am.

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    Clan [Boom]
    The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
    [Boom]Boom|PuF
     
  2. ZoMbiE

    ZoMbiE New Member

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    ROFLMAOx2! :)
     
  3. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    wooooooah nelly, that is mighty impressive spam boom! :) :)

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    ummmm WAnk??
     
  4. LMAO!

    Thats great Boom, good job man! :)

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  5. Neo Skinz

    Neo Skinz Shinobi of the wind<br><img src="http://www.greer9

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    ROFLMAOx100

    Now thats good spamin Boom!

    /me wishes his name was mentioned though. :(

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  6. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    [​IMG] Good work, very construcitve spam (does that exist???).
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
    Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How about a rhyme for "Loibisch" ;)

    Loibisch

    That was long...
     
  7. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    That was to cool dude!! :)
     
  8. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Bravo.

    /me gives Boom a big round of clap.

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    Llamas spit and poo, and not in the humourous way that monkeys do. They're dirty dirty animals.
     
  9. gramps

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    hehe great stuff m8!

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    pride is a luxury.
     
  10. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    That wasn't spam. It was good stuff tho.

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    Dead chicks suck in bed.

    p.s. Fück BellAtlantic
     
  11. GunnerX

    GunnerX 2345 Posts

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    I think that BOOM has too much time,
    It takes a while to make things Rhyme.

    I'd bow to BOOM and lower my head,
    However I fear I'll end up dead.

    Or even worse as I then bend,
    A blast of flak up my rear end.

    Isn't this sad that I copy BOOM,
    Just showing off before I leave the Room.

    You might think that I am selfish,
    I'm just trying to rhyme "Loibisch".

    So I shall leave and take some morphene,
    To heal the wounds I got from Xylene.

    I bid farewell I bid adieu,
    But, I must say Crapmonger smells like Poo.

    That is all I have to say,
    For I am tired this time of day.

    I will not spam, GunnerX I am.
    But, it's too late, spam I am.

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    [​IMG] [MUTTS]GunnerX

    "If you don't stink, you're not -={F4RT}=-"
    "Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."
    - Joseph Fischer
     
  12. GunnerX

    GunnerX 2345 Posts

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    Why must I *bump* such a post,
    I'm just hoping it won't get lost.

    So why won't you join and spam,
    This thread is good, spam I am.

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    [​IMG] [MUTTS]GunnerX

    "If you don't stink, you're not -={F4RT}=-"
    "Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."
    - Joseph Fischer
     
  13. [BuF]Wacky

    [BuF]Wacky New Member

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    LMAO!!!
    I can't believe I read all of that... :)

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  14. OshadowO

    OshadowO Irregular

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    SPAM? where?
    that is funny as hell Boom.
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    My web page. Drop by sometime
    Life would be way cooler if we had background music!
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  15. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    Hehe, Gunner, you tried to [​IMG]

    Loibisch

    It's hard, isn't it?
     
  16. Zaccix

    Zaccix Truth, by Banksy

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    Bussin' out like Loibisch.
    Feelin' funky, feelin' swish.

    Doin' ma thing on the down-low.
    Fraggin' the llamas as I go.

    Feelin' fresh, feelin' fine.
    Be on da server fe half past nine.

    Some may spam, some may hump.
    But for now I'll leave with da giddy giddy BUMP!


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  17. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    Another one [​IMG]

    Loibisch

    Anyone else?...
     
  18. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Boom is a poet,
    and he didn't even know so.

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    Not very long, but as wide around as a can of tuna :)
     
  19. hardcore_rain|BIG

    hardcore_rain|BIG New Member

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    Boom is obviously the alpha and the omega
    Bow to him as if he were your motha'

    Great poem man!

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  20. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Lets add a Haiku,
    or two...

    You guys know the rules,

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllebles

    UT clears my mind.
    Peace within my heart and soul.
    Flack in my behind.

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    The undisputed, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
    [Boom]Boom|PuF
     
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