Winter Olympics

[QUALTHWAR]

I’m avoiding work. I have a project to do and I don’t feel like doing it at the moment. Besides, hammering out ideas for the new winter Olympic games is far more important than work. I mean, if we are to implement these new changes, we only have 4 years before the next winter games.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Noah’s Challenge

Teams must climb Mt. Ararat to find Noah’s Arc. The frozen animals must be thawed out and marched, two-by-two, down the mountainside to a petting zoo. Extra points for seeing the face of god.

 

[GMotha]

The animals must be drunk (wich helps the thawing proces).

 

[Balton]

In more serious news: Germany owns

 

[QUALTHWAR]

In more serious news: Germany owns

That reminds me: what kind of TV options do you have over there? Do you have cable TV with a basic package where you get maybe 70 channels for a certain price, then an advanced package where you get movies, etc?

 

[Balton]

That reminds me: what kind of TV options do you have over there? Do you have cable TV with a basic package where you get maybe 70 channels for a certain price, then an advanced package where you get movies, etc?

TV? We're still using fresh leaves from trees to wipe our asses

 

[Cat Fuzz]

That reminds me: what kind of TV options do you have over there? Do you have cable TV with a basic package where you get maybe 70 channels for a certain price, then an advanced package where you get movies, etc?

They still use nickleodeons as their primary source of entertainment.

 

[GMotha]

In more serious news: Germany owns

Wich can't be said about german beer and broads^^

 

[Balton]

Wich can't be said about german beer and broads^^

beer sucks, no matter where it's from... and broads?
That's not even a word... so what was your point again?

 

[Nachimir]

"Broads" is pluralised old American slang for "woman". The term also refers to a large wetland region in East England, i.e. the Norfolk and Suffolk Broads.

GMotha obviously thinks that German wetlands are rubbish, but I think the Spreewald Biosphere Reserve looks pretty spiffy.

 

[madmoo]

i like the auto bars or what ever there coold were you go as fast as you can go and get served booze

 

[Cat Fuzz]

i like the auto bars or what ever there coold were you go as fast as you can go and get served booze

wtf?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

redfist?

 

[Stilgar]

I think he means autobahn?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

k, and what else does he mean?

 

[GMotha]

k, and what else does he mean?

I think he means that you can use the autobahn to reach the nearest pub/bar/café faster than you would on a normal freeway. Because you can go really fast on it.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i think i see where he's going now. booze and high-speed driving is a great combination.

 

[Balton]

"Broads" is pluralised old American slang for "woman". The term also refers to a large wetland region in East England, i.e. the Norfolk and Suffolk Broads.

GMotha obviously thinks that German wetlands are rubbish, but I think the Spreewald Biosphere Reserve looks pretty spiffy.

about german girls : Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer. File closed.


Yeah, the spreewald is neat. I like the original spreewald pickles.
I think those were the protoypes for these muddy icky flaps of pseudo cucumber on burgers.

 

[Balton]

i think i see where he's going now. booze and high-speed driving is a great combination.

It's also the fastest well working natural selection mechanism in the world. Everyone wins

 

[Maxx]

I love german highways AND women