Winter Olympics
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Transformer Snow Angel
Teams must build a transformer that can lie on its back and make a giant snow angel. The transformer must be drunk…..and naked.
Teams must build a transformer that can lie on its back and make a giant snow angel. The transformer must be drunk…..and naked.
007 Martini Luge
Instead of racing with sleds, teams butter up their asses and slide down the luge on their butt holding a 007 martini (shaken, not stirred). The total fluid ounces are measured and the team with the most wins.
Instead of racing with sleds, teams butter up their asses and slide down the luge on their butt holding a 007 martini (shaken, not stirred). The total fluid ounces are measured and the team with the most wins.
Crossbow Penguin Archery
Giant crossbows are constructed and teams must fire frozen penguins at bullseye.
Not to be confused with the ever-popular Penguin Catapult.
Giant crossbows are constructed and teams must fire frozen penguins at bullseye.
Not to be confused with the ever-popular Penguin Catapult.
Thin Ice River Dancing
The idea here is to make these goofy bastards use their arms or die. After falling through the thin ice, they either have a choice to learn how to use their arms for once to save themselves, or stick to their pseudo-paraplegic ways and drown.
The idea here is to make these goofy bastards use their arms or die. After falling through the thin ice, they either have a choice to learn how to use their arms for once to save themselves, or stick to their pseudo-paraplegic ways and drown.
Ice Core Mummy Drilling
Teams must locate the frozen, mummified remains of early humans in the tundra ice. Then they do a core drilling to determine how old the human was by counting its rings like they do with trees.
Teams must locate the frozen, mummified remains of early humans in the tundra ice. Then they do a core drilling to determine how old the human was by counting its rings like they do with trees.
Cynical Global Warming
Background info: the earth’s climate is moderated by ocean current circulation. Warm waters travel north to higher latitudes. The water gets denser from salt and from being colder. The denser water sinks and travels along the sea floor back to the mid-latitudes bringing cooler water with it.
The team’s job is to break this cycle to start a catastrophic, worldwide event. They must melt enough glacial ice to dilute the salty sea water to change its density enough so the cold water does not sink and return to warmer regions.
Extra points for turning France’s climate into a little ice age.
Background info: the earth’s climate is moderated by ocean current circulation. Warm waters travel north to higher latitudes. The water gets denser from salt and from being colder. The denser water sinks and travels along the sea floor back to the mid-latitudes bringing cooler water with it.
The team’s job is to break this cycle to start a catastrophic, worldwide event. They must melt enough glacial ice to dilute the salty sea water to change its density enough so the cold water does not sink and return to warmer regions.
Extra points for turning France’s climate into a little ice age.
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Diabolical DNA Manipulation
Teams must mutate the DNA of artic creatures such as polar bears, seals, penguins, walruses, etc. to genetically manufacture an abomination to nature: a hairy, black and white beast with a beak and tusks that walks upright. i.e., Rosie Odonnell.
Teams must mutate the DNA of artic creatures such as polar bears, seals, penguins, walruses, etc. to genetically manufacture an abomination to nature: a hairy, black and white beast with a beak and tusks that walks upright. i.e., Rosie Odonnell.
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Solid Fuel Rocket Ice Skating
Teams forego the sensibility and normality of regular ice skates and strap solid fuel rockets to their skates. With speeds approaching 250 mph, there’s no chance to make turns around the tight ice rink, so gigantic slingshot bras are positions in the corners to recherché team members in the right direction.
Teams forego the sensibility and normality of regular ice skates and strap solid fuel rockets to their skates. With speeds approaching 250 mph, there’s no chance to make turns around the tight ice rink, so gigantic slingshot bras are positions in the corners to recherché team members in the right direction.
Frostbite Amputation
One team member is exposed to extreme conditions which causes severer frostbite and requires immediate amputation. The other team members have to perform a delicate operate distracted by severe ice cream headaches.
One team member is exposed to extreme conditions which causes severer frostbite and requires immediate amputation. The other team members have to perform a delicate operate distracted by severe ice cream headaches.
Midget RPG Hockey
Hockey’s finest hour: none of the sissy hockey with a few loose teeth. No! Professional stunt midgets are fired from RPG cannons and defenders must deflect the tiny human projectiles away from the net.
Hockey’s finest hour: none of the sissy hockey with a few loose teeth. No! Professional stunt midgets are fired from RPG cannons and defenders must deflect the tiny human projectiles away from the net.
Icelandic Extravaganza
Hot springs geyser rodeo. Team members must bite the bullet and ride searing hot, explosive geysers as they erupt between their legs. Heat conductive steel cups not recommended.
Hot springs geyser rodeo. Team members must bite the bullet and ride searing hot, explosive geysers as they erupt between their legs. Heat conductive steel cups not recommended.
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Chainsaw Roller Derby
Basically roller derby on ice, except teams are armed with 55-HP chainsaws.
Basically roller derby on ice, except teams are armed with 55-HP chainsaws.
Northern Light Extinction
Teams must build an extravagant, gigantic system to block the streaming particles flowing from the sun that produce the Northern (and Southern) Lights. Partials must be diverted towards France.
Teams must build an extravagant, gigantic system to block the streaming particles flowing from the sun that produce the Northern (and Southern) Lights. Partials must be diverted towards France.
Comet Castle Caper
Teams must build a castle using only comet ice. A rocket must be built that can divert the path of a frozen comet so it slams into the earth at a precise point. Using only the ancient ice of the comet, teams must build a snow fortress equipped with dungeon to enslave Rosie O'Donnell; allowing her to live off her own fat for 17 years until she dies.
Teams must build a castle using only comet ice. A rocket must be built that can divert the path of a frozen comet so it slams into the earth at a precise point. Using only the ancient ice of the comet, teams must build a snow fortress equipped with dungeon to enslave Rosie O'Donnell; allowing her to live off her own fat for 17 years until she dies.
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Teams must saddle up lambs to herd vicious, wild wolves.
Parabolic Mirror
Teams must create a parabolic mirror in the snow that can bounce a concentrated sunbeam off a satellite to destroy….mmm….let’s say France.
