Winter Olympics
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Drunken chess would be far more exciting than regular chess. Are you gonna ****in’ move or sit there with your finger up your butt? Come on, MOVE! I’m gonna cram this rook in your eye in a minute! Waitress! More livations!
Reindeer Racing. Not where they tow a sled, but where they saddle up Blitzen and whip the crap out of him to the finish line.
Cat Fuzz
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I want to see them snowboard using those el cheapo plastic snowboards instead of those top-o-the-line models they use.
Or better yet, use a skateboard deck with no wheels, like how they invented the sport.
Snowman building would be cool. They could also have snowball wars with huge snow forts and stuff.
Or better yet, use a skateboard deck with no wheels, like how they invented the sport.
Snowman building would be cool. They could also have snowball wars with huge snow forts and stuff.
And they should do all those things drunk.
Even the reindeers should be wasted.
It gives a nice warm feeling inside, exactly the stuff you need during winter.
Maybe some sort of marathon in the snowy mountains. With an added difficulty, there's an avalanche on the runners' tail. So they'd have to maintain at least the average speed of the avalanche. Anyone cought in the avalanche is disqualified.
Even the reindeers should be wasted.
It gives a nice warm feeling inside, exactly the stuff you need during winter.
Maybe some sort of marathon in the snowy mountains. With an added difficulty, there's an avalanche on the runners' tail. So they'd have to maintain at least the average speed of the avalanche. Anyone cought in the avalanche is disqualified.
what pisses me off about he olympics is how they have to add more drama to it by spending 45 min talking about one person.
how they overcame all the other kids in their sport by having more money.
I dont care if their cat died an hour ago, i just want to see them go down the hill or whatever the case may be.
how they overcame all the other kids in their sport by having more money.
I dont care if their cat died an hour ago, i just want to see them go down the hill or whatever the case may be.
That curling event is about the goofiest thing I’ve ever seen. I call it the Spastic Janitor event. It looks like they have 15 seconds to get the floor swept before the boss shows up. And the yelling: what the hell is up with that? They are screaming their heads off like mad fools.
Road racing on ice. No snow tires, no snow chains, just sliding around on regular tires like drivers do after an ice storm. The more body damage, the more points awarded.
Polar bear baiting. The person with the most limbs left wins, and the rest get to be in the special winter olympics from then on.
Genius
QUALTHWAR said:
Genius