Weirdest thing u can think of!

[Stilgar]

underwer worn on the head may cause severe blockage of your cooking teachers orifices

 

[Stilgar]

Wet paint eats away at the core of human dignity and pineapples.

 

[Stilgar]

When someone wants a wet bed it's best to soak it in gasoline before you call the exorcist for lunch.

 

[Evil_Cope]

playtesting is all well and good, but thanksgiving is getting no more meaningfull with us just sitting around waiting for someone to happen.

 

[Stilgar]

Sheepish cans of corn may dominate at any moment, make sure to always wear your teeth on the outside

 

[Stilgar]

Having 'Eye of Argon' skills would really help out in this thread :>

 

[Chrysaor]

Cactus and Stilgar are the bestest

I'm impressed, but the man i expected to win has not shown his face...QWALTHWAR!

so...

The world reeks of plush turtle farts in the midday sun's cheese flavored hiking boots.

 

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Chrysaor
Cactus and Stilgar are the bestest

I'm impressed, but the man i expected to win has not shown his face...QWALTHWAR!

so...

The world reeks of plush turtle farts in the midday sun's cheese flavored hiking boots.

trousers.

 

[Cactus]

snorting mittens may cause severe ineptitude in cartwheeling across the forehead of grandma moses.

 

[Cactus]

mice that can read are the greatest danger to burning bedsheets anywhere.

 

[Cactus]

a desk standing on its head is worth two trips on a crippled platypus.

 

[Cactus]

grandma likes baking tripods, but she makes bricks out of fungus...

 

[Stilgar]

sheep shagging shoelaces

Cactus is a four letter word, and I want my fuking tutu back!

 

[Stilgar]

the search for jamaican potatoes leads to gingerly pumping iron in the worst tasting ginger bread .....ever.

 

[Stilgar]

The turtles diametrically opposed onions are eating away at my worst nightmares, but only when they're are lightly soiled...

 

[Stilgar]

I really prefer rancid foetus over the star spangled banner, the zest is irresistible.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

What the flip-flyin'-fuk are you people talking about?!

 

[Stilgar]

Originally posted by QUALTHWAR
What the flip-flyin'-fuk are you people talking about?!

I think you yanks call it.... weird...


The flying dollar bill is better for going staright, when really the gay mailman just wants his pre-madonna in an empty icecream truck.

 

[Chrysaor]

OKay, before this gets out of hand, I feel like I should declare the winner.

















Cactus.

Now vacate this thread! the weirdness has ended!

 

[Stilgar]

silly sauce sanctimoniously sours sizzling sausage songs

hey, this isn't a competition jack!, get up that beanstalk before I mash muldoon muffins with a box of free range eggs