Weirdest thing u can think of!

[Stilgar]

most of these posts aren't exactly weird, they're just non-sensical... :>



The birds in the morning suffocate my mourning

 

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Bot_40


I did...once. It did my small pox no good though. I will try to get more toothpaste in future though.

well, you know what they say. what goes up must go through cold turkey if it wants to lead a healthy and productive life...

 

[Claw]

Welcome to Zombo.com

 

[Chrysaor]

My trousers keep falling up, even tho i hemmed the waist.

 

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Chrysaor
My trousers keep falling up, even tho i hemmed the waist.

your standing on your head you fool.

seriously. the freeze dried soup of today can be so silly.

 

[Bot_40]

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[Chrysaor]

Originally posted by Bot_40
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eat it gore, u can't have my children's antlers!

 

[Bot_40]

The cresendo will louden the roadsign so that I don't get run over by falling buses that drive down fields made of yogurt.

 

[Evil_Cope]

never mind what the apple seller says, its not that common, it doesnt happen to all men, and it is a big deal. but you can still apply for the office job.

 

[Bot_40]

I think that breaking mirrors is good for finding new and interesting ways to diet. I mean the world is just a cerial packet after all

 

[Evil_Cope]

that goes without saying, but will the crab of ineffable wizdom listen? will he buggery.

 

[Bot_40]

He did listen to the trees whistling in the rain when the batteries were corrupted but that doesn't neccessarally mean that she will not come to the disco before breakfast.

 

[Cactus]

The fried chicken wings may appreciate your underwear now, but froasted flakes should not be green.

 

[Cactus]

a tower of syrup will overcome the puny roman army dressed in salads.

 

[Stilgar]

When all is said and done Mother Goose has not time enough for falafels gone bad...

 

[Stilgar]

Clicking here does not result in orange flavoured genital shrinkage...

 

[Cactus]

blue flavored jelly fish genetalia will cause spontaneous amortization of windows XP underpants.

 

[Cactus]

a gram corn starch up the butt beats a handful of horse semen.

 

[Cactus]

as he turned, bob realized that he was not a banker, but in fact... a kangeroo...

 

[Stilgar]

fisher price toys covered in asbestos the make best bed friends...