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Weird, I thought this place wouldn't exist anymore...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TossMonkey, Mar 21, 2017.

  1. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    The hell is this site, and what's a Nali handjob? Don't they have, like, four hands?

    That being said, cool to see a bunch of familiar names from over a decade ago occasionally posting.
     
  2. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    They give it the ole double knuckle shuffle whilst massaging the bean bag probing the aft shaft. The wig and fake boobies isn't generally convincing but the constant chants and proclamation of your deity-ship create a nice ambiance.
     
  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    What could have possibly happened when the player left the level...
     
  4. WedgeBob

    WedgeBob XSI Mod Tool User

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    Well, at least it does exist for those of us who really miss Liandri's world of hurt. I do try to pop back in every once in a blue moon.
     
  5. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    It's amazing to think that it's been such a long time!
     
  6. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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    I'm lost, I can't find my way out. Help me!
     
  7. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    There is no help for you, son. Only a group of surly drooling midgets holding large trouts and buckets of vaseline. And they're blocking your escape from all directions.
     
  8. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    He gonna get it.
     
  9. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    What they said!
     

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