Weird, I thought this place wouldn't exist anymore...

[Trynant]

The hell is this site, and what's a Nali handjob? Don't they have, like, four hands?

That being said, cool to see a bunch of familiar names from over a decade ago occasionally posting.

 

[[GU]elmur_fud]

The hell is this site, and what's a Nali handjob? Don't they have, like, four hands?
...

They give it the ole double knuckle shuffle whilst massaging the bean bag probing the aft shaft. The wig and fake boobies isn't generally convincing but the constant chants and proclamation of your deity-ship create a nice ambiance.

 

[NeoNite]

What could have possibly happened when the player left the level...

 

[WedgeBob]

Well, at least it does exist for those of us who really miss Liandri's world of hurt. I do try to pop back in every once in a blue moon.

 

[Manticore]

That being said, cool to see a bunch of familiar names from over a decade ago occasionally posting.

It's amazing to think that it's been such a long time!

 

[Syri]

I'm lost, I can't find my way out. Help me!

 

[NeoNite]

There is no help for you, son. Only a group of surly drooling midgets holding large trouts and buckets of vaseline. And they're blocking your escape from all directions.

 

[-Jes-]

He gonna get it.

 

[Manticore]

What they said!

 

[NeoNite]

He sure is. He suuuure.. is.

 

[Lruce Bee]

Wow - these forums and my old account still active?
Damn - the years have passed man.

 

[Hunter]

Good to see you!

 

[NeoNite]

Still here.

 

[Hunter]

clinging on

 

[NeoNite]

We must celebrate Ut's birthday in November. 2000 years old.

Whew, time flies.

 

[Manticore]

Only 2000 years?

 

[NeoNite]

It starting to feel that way.

 

[-Jes-]

In the year 20XX, BeyondUnreal was beginning...

 

[Manticore]

In the year 2525................

 

[ilkman]

Wow - these forums and my old account still active?
Damn - the years have passed man.

I feel the same way. I didn't expect my account to still be here.