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Renegade Retard

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Dirdmister said:
btw who am i supposed to be playing?
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Well, since you challenged Zd_Meelobee, who do you thing you're playing?

Oh, and just in case you forgot....

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_Zd_Meelobee_ said:
I bet you downloaded unreal and thought you were going to own, but you got your ass handed to you instead. [\QUOTE]

Firstly i didnt d/l...i installed :p
Secondly come online and ill show you what having ur ass handed to fells like ^_^
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dXII][Pa

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Dirdmister said:
lol k...zeb u wanna then??
atm my dad is upgradin my pc that is why i need to wait till round 9pm
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*Uh oh, he said zeb....hides behind sofa. with popcorn*
 
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is bee in a clan? if so wat?
Any1 here know why my new 2.3ghz sempron is saying it is 900mhz? If i can find out why then i can get a bit of practice in..havent played for like 5 days...
 
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dXII][Pa said:
Check your bios settings....
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lol thats like saying check under the hood if u have car problems..
My dads gonna twiddle wit he jumpers once nortons updated
 
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I think he's weaving a clever plot to get himself out of the match.

Dude, novice bots are the spawn of Satan. Their accuracy amazing, right up there with a blind quadriplegic grandmother in a mind-controlled wheelchair weilding a shoulder-mounted AK-47 and pulling the trigger with some string between her false teeth. And have you seen some of the insane trick jumps they pull off? I saw this one jump from the minigun floor in Campgrounds, climb the wall with his shield gun over the tower things, walldodge at the peak of his height and land on the 100a without touching any ground in between!!

Oh wait... That was me. :p

LMAO @ 1on1 FaceClassic! :lol: And I never say "LMAO" either. Is this match really gonna happen? Because it's only two hours away...
 
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Dirdmister said:
atm my dad is upgradin my pc that is why i need to wait till round 9pm

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Any1 here know why my new 2.3ghz sempron is saying it is 900mhz? If i can find out why then i can get a bit of practice in..havent played for like 5 days...

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My dads gonna twiddle wit he jumpers once nortons updated
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I sure hope this isn't a the beginning of an excuse not to play Bee.
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It sure is starting to look like it.
Screw upgrading the computer! When UT2k4 came out I was playing it on a Duron 750 with an ATI Radeon 9000 at 15 FPS (30 max)!
 
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where was the beginning?
Im goin to Asda and then gettin my ut version
then once my dad gets my new sh1t workin im gonna get some practicing in.
Bee...any particular map??
He hasnt replied for a while...is he even online?
 
randyannie

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*Also, Slides next to Rens popcorn bag. Opens beer. Ahhhhhhhh*

Anybody that has to refer to "my Dad" every other post while challenging anyone at Beyond Unreal Forums, has to be very noobish and immature. Hell, I'm the worst UT2004 player here and I bet I could hand you your ass on black velvet, on a silver tray ;) . What are you like 9? :lol:

If he shows......well.......nevermind.

Love, Prozac
 
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Owned by the Prozac! :D You know, I'm pretty sure he's not even a real DJ, unless forcing people to listen to the sh*tty music he plays over the public channel is on par with DJing. My official age estimation is 14. "OMG my dad has to put in my RAM for me!!!1 He's hooking it up fast and furious-style with NOS, yo!!11"

If you guys haven't picked out a map, I suggest Rankin. If this goes down, someone get a demo for me, okay? I have to leave for a while before FragBU.

Edit: I seriously just vacuumed the living room, various throw rugs, and the couch while waiting for the forum to post my reply. :(
 
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"near the end" that supposed to be funny??
I already have the game but my dad is upgrading my pc so i have to us my sis's pc
Bee are you there?? Wat map will we play?? Wat server?? Are there gonna any spectators??
 
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I got home late...just got in..did I miss it.

Can't find anyone online (except Huggy in some VCTF game)...where is it happening, is it over, did I miss it. Goddarn it, I was really looking forward to seeing Dird silky skills.

As an aside, I have to say that this thread is nearing comic greatness....there are some truly laugh out loud funny posts here.

/me sighs and goes looking for everybody again
 
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