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Renegade Retard

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Dirdmister said:
Secondly come online and ill show you what having ur ass handed to fells like ^_^

Hahahahaaaaaa!!!

I can see it now:

Dirdmister: “I’m so gonna 0wn jou with my ubber leet skillz”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister: “Wait! I don’t have my muzac started yet!”
Dirdmister reaches for his Tiny Tim “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister: “Knock it off!!! I need my awesome tunes so I can 0wnz jou!”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister drops his Tiny Tim CD

Dirdmister: Damn it! Now where’s my Britney collection?
......

BTW - ZD wouldn't just hand you your ass. He'd shoot your ass off, pick it up for you, dust it off, polish it, stick a candle in it and sing "Happy Birthday to You."
 
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deletemepls

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Renegade Retard said:
Hahahahaaaaaa!!!
I can see it now:
Dirdmister: “I’m so gonna 0wn jou with my ubber leet skillz”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister: “Wait! I don’t have my muzac started yet!”
Dirdmister reaches for his Tiny Tim “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister: “Knock it off!!! I need my awesome tunes so I can 0wnz jou!”
Dirdmister was killed by Zd_Meelobee
Dirdmister drops his Tiny Tim CD

Dirdmister: Damn it! Now where’s my Britney collection?
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Firstly lol!
Secondly no! (see that rap ^_^ )
Thirdly i dont take wit all the stupid nerd talk "joo, leet@ its all stupid
He wouldnt own my ass...its strange that you replied...do you and him have bum bum fun? :)
 

BooGiTyBoY

The ImPaCt-DaMpeNeD BooGeRaToR
This from someone who has this quote on their "133t" website...

"DM and TDM rule on 2004 but the lightning riffle sux.

Bring back the sniper riffle from the original."

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I guess he plans to pwn Bee with his "133t" camping skills. :rolleyes:
 

deletemepls

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BooGiTyBoY said:
This from someone who has this quote on their "133t" website...

REPLY 2 1
Hell yes ill ram u so hard youll think ur a pancake ^_^

REPLY 2 2
I made that like a year ago wen i got bored + wen i was jus learnin the language + i dont camp u gypsy!!!
 

Sir_Brizz

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Dird everyone hates you, nobody likes. Now please, feel free to eat worms.
 

Taleweaver

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This thread is getting out of hand...fast. :rolleyes:

Please be carefull, dirdmister. We all know each other around here, so making fun of one member is a sure way to be made fun of by just about anyone else.
I suspect about the next 5 or 6 replies will be about making fun at your expense some more. Things will cool down after that, unless you won't show up for an ingame fight with Meelobee and Boogity (in which case this thread will go on until time stops).

EDIT: make that about a dozen at the least
 
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SharKTanK

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Come back in a few years when you don't feel the need to defend yourself by calling people 'queer' and claiming to be the almighty Oz. :)
Or better yet, when you've grown up a bit and don't have to defend yourself, because you'll actually polite and pleasant :)

Sorry to seem to jump on the bandwagon with this, but I feel that there are plenty of foulmouthed, ill mannered people on the internet as it is, and rather than ignore it, it's best to show people the errors of their ways, even if it does fall on deaf ears. :eek:

Good luck on the vocabulary building, too :tup:
 

Old Gil

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heres an idea... host your own server and put in the server name CTF with music or some bull**** like that, dont go on random servers and decide that everyone wants to hear your pop dirt that shouldnt even be called music, let alone be listened too.
 

Taleweaver

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Dirdmister said:
2 v 1 :p
and i h8 dm :)
Is that supposed to be a sentence? You're not in the middle of a game here, so take your time to type out stuff. We might misunderstand you with these kinds of abbreviations. I'm gonna assume this post meant:

Dirdmister said:
Two versus one? No way.
And I'm happy to hate deathmatch

You didn't had any problem insulting two people at the same time, right?
Nobody said anything about deathmatch either, but yes...If you challenge someone to 1on1 it's always deathmatch. What were you thinking? A DJ contest?
 

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Taleweaver said:
You didn't had any problem insulting two people at the same time, right?
Nobody said anything about deathmatch either, but yes...If you challenge someone to 1on1 it's always deathmatch. What were you thinking? A DJ contest?

Regardless of the terms, he will smite you with his dark hand!
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Oh, wait, I've done that one. Er, ok...

Dirdmister, let's ask Jerry if he approves of your playing poor quality music through a microphone.

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Jerry has spoken!
 
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