Unemployed?

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Employed?

  • Unemployed, seeking work (good luck!)

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Unemployed, disillusioned (no benefits, no chance)

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Employed, getting a paycheck (no matter how small)

    Votes: 9 52.9%
  • Independantly Wealthy, paying taxes for the slackers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Decline to state, or too FSL to care

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Total voters
    17

oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
Jan 4, 2000
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Do you have any trade secrets from previous employers just lying around? They may fetch big bucks. I've been thinking about doing it myself, selling my company's highly classified info to its rival. Mainly to get back at one co-worker who everyone hates, yet my teammates and I are the problem. That bird-beaked bitch!
 

Twrecks

Spectacularly Lucky
Mar 6, 2000
2,606
10
36
In Luxury
www.twrecks.info
Another interview tommorow!
Different company. That makes 2 in one week after nothing for 3 months.
This place is down by San Pedro Harbor, Los Angeles. They called me like less than an hour after I sent my resume... 2 hour drive, but it's California and considered normal commute distance.
 

QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
Apr 9, 2000
6,432
71
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Nali City, Florida
web.tampabay.rr.com
wow. if it's 2 hours each way, that's 4 hours a day times 5 days equals 20 hours. a 40-hour per week job turns into a 60-hour job. Not to mention the gas, wear-and-tear, risk to life and limb being on the road for so long, and loads of bums standing on street corners.
 

QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
Apr 9, 2000
6,432
71
48
Nali City, Florida
web.tampabay.rr.com
I have an idea, but you’re going to need some phonebooks, a hatchet, and an appetite for something besides cereal for awhile. You’ll want to kill off all the Steves in California. Use the phonebooks to locate them and the hatchet to do your dirty work. Since the police will no-doubt be looking for a serial killer, you thrown them off the trail by not purchasing any cereal when you go to the grocery store.

That should generate some job openings. Hell, you might even want to buy stock in caskets, but the police might put 2 and 2 together if you do that. Let me know how it goes!
 
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Twrecks

Spectacularly Lucky
Mar 6, 2000
2,606
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In Luxury
www.twrecks.info
I start a new job Monday! (no Steves were injured)

It only pays a third of what I was making, and is only part time. Hopefully will allow me to restructure my mortgage before the bank throws me out of the house I've been paying into for 11 years...
 
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oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
Jan 4, 2000
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I start a new job Monday! (no Steves were injured)

It only pays a third of what I was making, and is only part time. Hopefully will allow me to restructure my mortgage before the bank throws me out of the house I've been paying into for 11 years...

Congratulations! :tup:
 

Continuum

Lobotomistician
Jul 24, 2005
1,305
0
0
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Boise
That’s good you have a job even if it’s not what you want. I’m always worried that I’m going to lose my job. Probably because I go to work in a thong and flip-flops and people complain about it all the time.

Its bad when you work at a strip club and they complain your in a thong
 

Cat Fuzz

Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!
Well, I had a job. Car lot went out of business. Found a new job. It tried to kill me. Quit that job and found a new job. Worked two days and they told me I wouldn't work out. They said that I said I would have a huge problem with the long hours. I was baffled. I'm pretty sure they let me go because they figured out I wouldn't break the law and go over DOT hours of service limits. So they made up some crap. When I was riding with one of the drivers, he kept going on and on about how it's not illegal to drive around DOT scales when your overweight. We went over legal hours and I questioned that.
 

QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
Apr 9, 2000
6,432
71
48
Nali City, Florida
web.tampabay.rr.com
it's getting harder for an honest guy to make a living.

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QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
Apr 9, 2000
6,432
71
48
Nali City, Florida
web.tampabay.rr.com
friend of mine who lives in Arizona says they spoke with a lawyer and in that state you can just walk away from your house and they can't do anything. they can't go after your wages, or put poo in your shoes, or nothin'