I have an idea, but you’re going to need some phonebooks, a hatchet, and an appetite for something besides cereal for awhile. You’ll want to kill off all the Steves in California. Use the phonebooks to locate them and the hatchet to do your dirty work. Since the police will no-doubt be looking for a serial killer, you thrown them off the trail by not purchasing any cereal when you go to the grocery store.
That should generate some job openings. Hell, you might even want to buy stock in caskets, but the police might put 2 and 2 together if you do that. Let me know how it goes!