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Trip Mines!!

Discussion in 'Concept Discussion Board' started by aximilli_28, Jun 22, 2001.

  1. Neuroflare

    Neuroflare Brewer - Patriot

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    yep... uh huh... whatever...
     
  2. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    You don't get it, DO YOU!? You shall pay for this lack of knowledge!
     
  3. Neuroflare

    Neuroflare Brewer - Patriot

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    lack of knowledge? so I dont know gnome gibberish. sorry.
     
  4. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    Gnome gibberish speek I not!
     
  5. aximilli_28

    aximilli_28 Lime green mad kow flying threw the air

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    congrats!

    I would like to thank the little ppl like Smoke and DragonFly and neuroFlare , I know someday they will evolve into somthing other than a foot fungus , that they currently are ;), Thanks now lets go too 200!
     
  6. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    I am not foot fungus! I am applesauce! APPLESAUCE I TELL YOU!
     
  7. Neuroflare

    Neuroflare Brewer - Patriot

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    I will not post again in this thread until I get 3 formal apologies. one through this thread, on through email, and one through some other median. Or I can ruin your precious 100 by deleting all of my posts in here.
     
  8. Dragonfly_of_Forgery

    Dragonfly_of_Forgery long gone

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    Doug_Unreal_Master, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to kill you.

    Who's with me?

    Anyway, Smoke and Neuroflare have been having this silly argument but I haven't said anything stupid for about a page! (I haven't said anything at all!)

    I'm not foot fungus! Foot fungus does not make high quality UT modifications.

    The Mucky Foot company are close to foot fungus and make some kind of computer games, but I am not that either.

    If you want an alternative name for me, I recommend "Trancendent one". It reflects the way I am kinda trancendent.

    btw, I just cheered up someone who was talking about suicide. I feel special. I feel more special than you can possibly imagine. It was only over chat, but I still think that I have made a small move in improving someone's life.

    Foot fungus can't do that.
     
  9. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    My friend once thought she wanted to commit suicide. I told her she didn't. I was right. On the first day of some miscellanious holliday some person gave to me! A big piece of moldy string cheese! On the second day of some miscellanious holiday some person gave to me! Two chewed up pencils and a big piece of moldy string cheese! On the third day of some miscellanious holiday some person gave to me! Three Eggo waffles, two chewed up pencils and a big piece of moldy string cheese! FungusfungusfungusfungusfungusfungusfungusfungusfungusAPPLE!
    Applesauce Boy!
    Applesauce Boy!
    He's the only boy,
    Made of sauced apples!
    Applesauce Boy!
    I got chicken bucket!
    It's worse than that, it's corn Bob! Fivefiveffffivefive five fffivefivefive ffive five Q! The name's Nose, John Nose. But you may call me Miseure Fromage! I'm not Scotish! I'm Japanese! Where's me bagpypes!? Quack! QUACK! Quack quack MOO! I'm an armadillo! I'm gonna be a monkey! A monkey monkey monkey! Monkey monkey monkey! A monkey monkey monkey! I'm gonna be a monkey! A monkey monkey monkey! Would you like to be one, too? Why is someone in the citchen with Dyna? Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care. If you ask me one more stupid question I'm gonna tear your skin off! Oh, sorry. I thought you were... circus midjets...! I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people! Ever breathe oxygen, kid? Good, don't start! Ya bumb!

    END!



    Er... Sorry 'bout that... I needed that... I'm okay now...
     
  10. aximilli_28

    aximilli_28 Lime green mad kow flying threw the air

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    I didnt me you guys

    I was talking about er... Kangus, Postal and uh uh {SLR}Vicious_Rabbit , i didnt me it
     
  11. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    Can I have a pineapple?
     
  12. Dragonfly_of_Forgery

    Dragonfly_of_Forgery long gone

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    Read this post and die.

    I'm posting a post because I can post.

    When I can't post, I will miss posting pointless posts so I should post while I can post.

    The start.

    Here's a poem. I think its good, someone said that I copied it. I didn't copy it, not concously, I wrote it in class just before we were asked to hand it in.

    A boy was doing some maths (just for fun)
    but he needed the square root of negative one.
    He said with a sigh,
    "I'll just put down 'i'
    and say that the problem is done."


    I did another short poem, too, about the sun:


    Ah!
    Ah!
    Ah!
    It burns!


    I like that one. It dosen't seem like much on the page, but when read aloud it can have a huge amount of emotion.

    Food is good. I like food. Food is good for me and I like to eat it.

    omg, I don't remember writing the sentence before this at all. I just typed it as I sat here. Its kinda poetic though so I'll make it bold too...

    b
    Elephant
    is HUGE.

    You think
    that you've seen
    Elephant.

    Everyone says
    that they've
    seen Elephant.

    And they all say
    that Elephant
    is big.

    But they haven't
    seen Elephant.
    Nobody has.
    Except me.

    I've seen Elephant.
    And Elephant
    is not just
    big.

    You haven't seen Elephant.
    If you had
    seen Elephant,
    you would know
    that Elephant
    is not just big.

    You have not seen Elephant
    but
    Elephant
    is
    HUGE.


    Thou shalt ignore the above poem. Thou shalt not comment upon it, nor speaketh its name, for it is that which must never be dwelled on nor though about.
     
  13. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    I wrote a funky poem about mirrors last year. It's... interesting.

    Mirrors are like a negative dimension,
    just like our world,
    but backwards.
    Mirrors can show you anything,
    if you look hard enough,
    for they reflect all that is, was, and will be.
    Mirrors are fascinating,
    reflecting the world around us.
    I wonder what is in there?
    For it's a mystery to me...

    Not exactly what you'd expect from me, is it?
     
  14. Dragonfly_of_Forgery

    Dragonfly_of_Forgery long gone

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    Roses are red, violits are blue, some poems rhyme, this one dosen't.

    Its kinda what I'd expect from you. It is wierd. But it dosen't have your trademarked Random Food Products, which was unexpected.
     
  15. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    I enjoy fish, and so should you. This poem sucks, because it's a lie.

    How 'bout this limerick?

    There once was a big block of cheese.
    'Twas inhabitted by quite a few fleas.
    Along came a mouse,
    That ate the fleas' house!
    And that is where went the fleas' cheese.

    End!
     
  16. Dragonfly_of_Forgery

    Dragonfly_of_Forgery long gone

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    That's good.

    Anyone else got some limericks?
     
  17. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    There once was a big ol' banana.
    It seems only to ryhme with blergflama.
    As pealed it did I,
    The banana did die.
    I just thought of also, shlergama.
     
  18. Postal

    Postal I apear to have lost my pin.

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    I have only written a hand full or poems for school, but one I wrote, my best work, I decided not to turn in. Its nice having some that explains my feelings perfectly, that no one else has seen.
     
  19. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    Hey, everybody! Look at the happy dancing man!
     
  20. Smoke39

    Smoke39 whatever

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    Hhmm... Stuff like that usually generate some discustion...
     

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