The Starship Eternaty : The Next Mission

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: /me orders his watch to work 2.0

Woooohoo, bar work is underway!! I volunteer my services as a bar tender once work is completed

I picked up the Vortex-pokemon earlier today, I have yet to figure out what to do with it. Any suggestions are welcome, as of now, it kinda likes watching my holo projector and eating twinkies... hmm.

Out.

 

[Merlin|BuF]

doc's log
stardate: even if I could tell yah I wouldn't

I got a note from wild2 saying to pick up some quartz cystals in the time we are traveling to and just as I was about to leave I remembered that I hadn't told wild where d-stroya's pills were and left a note somewhere I think. We are just waiting for the anomoly to appear according to killham so we can travel back and save the admiral, oh yah and deepershade too I geuss. The ship was attacked but the crew fended them off and they only got away with the landing gear and how much does a ship like ours need landing gear, come on? We are also getting a bar wild2 is building it and he has started replicating potatoes with his pokemon steak, THAT is a GOOD dinner. Well killham seems pretty excited so I geuss that means we are off to the past well Wish me luck.

doc out

 

[WiLD2]

Starlog: 152354853.696

I found the note that Doc Merlin left behind, telling me where D-Stroya's pills are. He left the note in his sock drawer. Construction of the bar is almost complete, Beerbaron confronted me, asking for a job as a bartender. He claims he doesn't want any pay, he'll do it as a volunteer. Yeah, I bet He's hired, anyway. Also, Beerbaron has his own holo-projector. Possibly, when the bar is done, we can use that to project a dancing girl on the stage. That ought to be good for everyone, until Doctor Merlin comes back with the quartz crystal I requested... then the party can begin. Now where did D-Stroya get to? I need to give him his pills...

 

[8-4-7-2]

Captains log Stardate **%&//***"§%&%&&

Dammit. While a was asleep scavanger invaded the Eternaty and stole everything that wan't fixed somwhere. They stole my subspace radio with the autograoh of Captain James T. Kirk. Bastards! They will pay for that. Set course for....... eh wait..there was something. Yes, the Admiral.

Kilham's last scans show that a temporal rift will appear 90.000 kilometres stearboard in 1 hour.
The Llamda flyer is fully modified, so me, Merlin, Kilham and RizMan will start soon.

Supplementals
Bar construction is underway and should be completed when we return. We need to get some quartt crystals for the holographic projectors. That has hihgest priority. Well, after rescuing our friends.
Merlin left a note for Wild2 to give D-Stroya his pills. I only hope he doesn't confuse the blue and red ones.

 

[Syri]

First Officer's Log, Stardate : 235365778

wahey! I finally got my pad fixed! I can now put the stardate on my logs! I think the clocks wrong though
I've been working on a way of keeping in constant contact with the team going to the past, and I think I've done it! I need to test once they have entered the rift, but I have high hopes.
Supplemental : The cook's been chasing me all over the ship trying to feed pills to me! I told him I'm OK now, but he wouldn't believe me! someone save me!

 

[Vanilla]

vanilla joins the crew of the starship eternaty...
then is fired because she kept trying to fix the spelling on the outside of the ship....

her last words before she was dragged off to a security cell:

"BUT IT'S E-T-E-R-N-I-T-Y!!!!"

 

[Syri]

First Officer's Log, Stardate : 235188

The cook caught me and fed me a pill! I think he got the wrong one! it was a different colour to the one the doc gave me. It made me fall asleep for ages!
Anyway, I've noticed that we gained a crew member! She has been taken aside for disicpline though, as she tried to change the spelling of the ship's name! Everyone knows that in the year 2143 the word Eternaty was changed from eternity!
Oh, and I'm now in charge as the shuttle has departed to the past. Time for a party! I've sent out invitations, on the bridge at 9pm!

 

[8-4-7-2]

Captain's log Stardate 666.1337

Kilham and RizMan made some last minute modifications to the flyer, so we and Doc Merlin finally took off. Our mission is clear: Save The Admiral and Lt. DeeperShade, and find some quarz chrystals for the holographoc projector in the bar.
Soon after we left the shuttlebay, Kilham found the first sign of an opening temporal rift in the orbit of the planer, As we got the x-loc disk RizMan was able to adjust our shieldfrequency or something like that. All this technobabble made me really hungry. Perhaps I can eat a nice 20th century pizza soon.
Anyway, we flew into the rift and after a short, but shaky passage, came out on the other end, where we saw earth!
We must be carful now as there are already primitive surveillence satelites in that time.
Scans show that the Admiral send his signal from a place on the northern American continent called Redmond. We will start our search for him and DeeperShade there

Supplemental
Shortly before I left I noticed that we got a new crewmember. A woman! w00t! Maybe I'll get the personal assisstant I always wanted now. Privilege of the Captain

 

[WiLD2]

Starlog: 152354854.696

I just finished construction of the bar, Beerbaron is working there, "serving" the customers. He agreed to let us use the holographic projector for entertainment purposes, in exchange for a drink now and then. And, it's been now and then alot here, apperantly, because it seems like BeerBaron's had a bit to drink. All I can say is, in least he's happy and is staying out of trouble.
I managed to track D-Stroya down, I fed him a red pill, just like the one that a friend of mine, Neo, ate before he became master of the matrix... no, wait. That was a dream. But, I did manage to feed D-Stroya a pill. I think it was the right one because he fell asleep instantly. He's awake now, I guess, because I can't find him where I left him. I wonder what Doc Merlin is going to think about this.

 

[Merlin|BuF]

doc's log
Stardate:Who the f*ck knows in this primitive place

So far we have been unlucky in finding the admril and DeeperShade, The captian says to keep my spirits up but its so smogy and polluted this air I can hardly breath for fear of my lungs being poisoned. Luckly I remembered to grab some anti depresents before i left the ship, unfortunatly I lost them and had to go buy some from one of these primitive stores. All they could give me was this stuff called prozac. I haven't had any yet because we only replicated a little bit of 20th century money and these pills are expensive.

On a side note captian said there is a female crew member now (where the f*ck did she come from) maybe I'll get that nurse I so desperatly need

doc out

 

[Kilham]

Science officer's log Stardare 8088-4.77

We have successfully travelled through the rift and appear to have travelled back to the year 2000, as the calendar of that time defined it. It was close, as we all sat watching the computer plotted anomaly matching closer to the scanners results of the real thing, waiting for our captain to give the famous order 'Make it go' the flyer tipped to one side, throwing our calculations out. Just in time we compensated for the strange appearance of a Snorlax in the starboard cargo bay. I intend to dump it as soon as we reach Earth.
The flyer needs cleaning up, I launched a temporal beacon to mark the exact point of departure, and noticed from the remote camera that the name 'Lambda' had been crossed out and "Hyperblast' scrawled on.
We're now searching for a suitable site to set up base. I have recommended landing the flyer, as I don't want to risk leaving it in orbit under computer control. It is out only way back.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: Beer=good

Hmm, this astro-beer is pretty damn good, and it seems to be pleasing my customers. Yay me I think the server for my little message maker dealy updated somehow, I no longer have color emoticons and its blue and yellow everywhere.... oh well, must make due w/ what I have

Note: I could use maybe one more person in the bar to do special drink orders or keep the flow of booze at a constant rate

Out.

 

[DeeperShade]

Tactical Officers Log
Star Date 2342.. Saturday... aroun lunchtime.

I sense a rescue party is on it's way.. I can smell 8472's B.O.

The smell is overwealming..

*DeeperShade Faints*

 

[WiLD2]

Starlog: 152354855.696

Beerbaron's been a little "hazy" the past few days, but all-in-all he's a pretty good volunteer "employee". He's rambled on about needing another person at the bar to help us out, and I agree. I'm sometimes in the back, too busy cooking, to be out with the customers serving beer all the time when they want food, as well. Maybe someone can make a few adjustments to a holoprojector to create a "semi-here" woman to work the bar and serve drinks. That's when the away team gets back with the quartz crystals, unless Beerbaron wouldn't mind making a sacrifice of his holoprojector right now to create "semi-here" objects.

Supple mental I: I've given up on giving D-Stroya his pills. He claims that he is fine now, I didn't want to lose one of my biggest customers, so he is free to do whatever he wants, and I'll stay away with the pills. I just hope it's what the doctor prescribed.

 

[DeeperShade]

*deepershade regains conciousness just long enough to bump this thread back up to the top.... *

Memo from:
Commander Dwarf
Tactical Officer of the USS Eternaty

Memo to:
Captain 8472
Captain of the USS Eternaty

Memo Begins:
Oi! If you actually managed to rescue me and CasCade we may actually be able to get this thread flowing properly again.. I dont like this world... it smells and there are strange people here...
Memo ends.....

 

[Syri]

First Officer's Log, Stardate : 242763

I've been feeling really sleepy since getting those pills, thankfully the acting doc has stopped chasing me with them now!
The communication device I tried, to keep in contact with the away team has failed. It blew the transmitter when Beerbaron re-wired the power so he would get more juice to the bar, he mumbled something about needing lap dancers...
Anyway, I'm going down to the bar for a drink.

Oh yeah, on a side note, archeologists on earth have discovered a long lost pad from the eternaty, containing a memo from DeeperShade to the captain. So at least we know he's alive! he says Cascade's there too, so the away mission's not for nothing.

 

[RizMan]

Chief Engineer Lt.Commander RizMan's Log, stardate 456789.16

We have finally reached the time-location where Cascade and DeeperShade are being kept for months. Well, for us it's only a few days ago, but hey, who cares.
8-4-7-2 was worried about these primitive observation sats they have in orbit, but that won't be a problem. I just need to fix some holoemitters outside the Flyer and they will reproduce what the sat's would see if we weren't there. As for the heat detection: some changes here and there and everything will be fine. Should only take about a few minutes. I don't even need to hide the warp signature. Really primitive Also, it seems that there is something like a space station floating around. The infamous MIR I think. The first orbital station mankind ever build.
Anyway, I am now to land the flyer in a hidden spot on earth. I'll try to find some space in the region of Redmond, where Cas's distress call came from. Somehow I know this place. I remember hearing about it in "General History of Computer Science". A lecture given by Prof. Gilly Bates at Academy. Very stupid guy indeed. He talked some trash about some OS they developed there. He claimed that it was the best ever made, but records show that it was one of the worst ever made.

Anyway, I need to land this baby now and stop talking trash about history.
We need to be successful in this mission if we ever want to come back, as I won't leave without my lost friends. Therefore, I gotta focus now.

End Log

 

[8-4-7-2]

Captain's log Stardate 145592.112

We successfully arrived in the year 2000. RizMan has hidden the Llamda Flyer from the observation satellites in the orbit. I decided it would be best to land. Admiral Cascade's distress signal came from a town called Redmond in Silicon Valley. RizMan landed the flyer some kilometers away in the forests.
Some historcal study revealed in this era, this place is the headquaters of a software company trying to gain world domination, by selling crappy operating systems full of trojan horses. It's name: Microsoft
First strange thing: when we arrived at the main building there was a sign with the company name. But it was overwritten by graffiti and says "m0rcosoft" now. If I only knew what that is about.

Getting past the guards was child's play. A federation minimum security prison has better security measures.
Soon we reached the main work area where will begin our search for the Admiral and DeeperShade.
This place is one big nutshouse. Instead of doing the necessary work, all employees prefer to download monkey porn and music from some kind of global network. And that with the insanely slow speed of 300Kb/s. This is like the stoneage; I can't believe our men managed to survive here for a few months.

-out-

 

[Syri]

First Officer's Log, Stardate : 23518996

I have just been browsing through old newspaper reports, and have found a report of a spaceship landing in the 20th century. The picture looks identical to the lambda flyer, so it looks like the away team have arrived safely in the past.
We have been hailed by the USS mentallity, they have asked us to help them fight their enemies, the phorg.
I've said we will, as i'm bored and can't think of anything better to do.

 

[Merlin|BuF]

doc's log
stardate:WAY TO EARLY IN THE F*CKING MORNING

Our beloved captain has woken us up when it is still dark because he belive he has found our missing friends. He says that he was looking at the newspaper (which is actually paper its kinda cool) and he saw something about a super intellegent coder for that primitive computer company "Microsoft" who did not want his picture shown. The beloved captian decided that this was important enough to wake all of us up before sunrise to tell us he thinks this is the admiral.

I was told to go get those quartz crystals that beerbaron asked for and was given the last of our earth money because 8-4-7-2 decided we would be leaving in a few days . I then pointed out to him that if deepershade was hurt, I am the doctor and should be around when we find him. So rizman, with a few choice words for the captian, headed off very early in the morning to go find quartz crystals and the captian, kilham and I set out to find deepershade and the admiral.

BTW: this prozac is some good sh*t!!!!!