THE GRAND PuF AWARDS!!!!!!!!!

[Zaccix]

"And here are ze votes of da Zaccixian jury":

Best UT player: Voyd.
Spam award: Xylene.
Best CTF player: Watchdog.
Best DM player: Badass.
Best 1 on 1 player: The_Dopefish.
Best AS player: LordKhaine.
Best LMS player: LordKhaine.
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster.
Lowest ping: Blow_Smoke.
Highest ping: LordKhaine.
Best HPB player: LordKhaine.
Biggest Ego: LordKhaine.
Most suicidal UT player: Osirus.
Most annoying PuF: Blender.
Most helpful PuF: Rooster.
Most liked PuF: Bushwhacker.
Most improved UT player: CookieMonster.
Best Admin: (Mellow) Yellow 5.

Rest In Peace "Rocket". 1921-2000.

 

[The Dopefish]

Well, now that SOMEONE has voted for me (thanks Zaccix , I might as well spread the love.

Best UT player: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Spam award: inconclusive/too many
Best CTF player: DragonAsh
Best DM player: n/a
Best 1 on 1 player: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Best AS player: n/a
Best DOM player: n/a
Best LMS player: n/a
Best Team DM player: n/a
Best shock rifle whóre: inconclusive/too many
Lowest ping: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Highest ping: inconclusive/too many
Best HPB player: n/a
Biggest Ego: n/a
Most suicidal UT player: n/a
Worst UT player: inconclusive/too many
Most annoying PuF: n/a
Most helpful PuF: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Most liked PuF: Rooster
Most improved UT player: I wouldn't know.
Biggest m0: inconclusive/too many
Rookie of the year: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Best Admin: Rooster
Best PuF: Since you can't vote for yourself...

The66thDopefish
a.k.a. The Dopefish
QuickICQ: 70291071

<The_Dopefish|PuF> One minute you think someone's gay, the next, they're British.
<The_Dopefish|PuF> Damn sneaky bastards.

 

[wiggum_pi]

Best UT player: Voyd
Best CTF player: Me. Well, since I can't vote for myself, I pick DragonAsh.
Best DM player: Voyd, probably
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best Team DM player: Does the Reaper count as a PuF? Didn't think so...
Best Shock rifle whóre: Somewhere between Rooster/Watchdog/Sixxer
Biggest Ego: DragonAsh (Rooster came in a close second )
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: Netai
Most improved UT player: Xylene(Netai)

Who's gonna be the odd man out? I want to be the odd man out.
-- CookieMnstr|PuF

 

[[Ci]Morgan]

Here's my

Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Jenny
Best CTF player:Rooster
Best DM player:Jenny
Best 1 on 1 player:Voyd
Best AS player:LK
Best DOM player:Sixxer (aka Nigma666)
Best LMS player:ummm, don't do much LMS
Best Team DM player:ditto
Best shock rifle whóre:Cookiemnstr
Lowest pinglow_Smoke (I wish I had A2000)
Highest ping:HuFlungDung
Best HPB player:LurdKandy
Biggest Ego:LK
Most suicidal UT player:Osirus
Worst UT player:Gouryella (well worst sportsmanship anyway)
Most annoying PuFlender
Most helpful PuF:Rooster
Most liked PuF: Bushwacker / Prophetus
Most improved UT player: Skumboy (hey! I trained him myself )
Best Admin: Y5

[This message has been edited by [Ci]Morgan|PuF (edited 05-31-2000).]

 

[Troll]

I'm still pretty new so I haven't had a chance to play everyone, so this is JUST based on my experience as far as who I've played with and against and what I've seen in games.

Best UT Player : Xylene (I have not seen the infamous Voyd in action)
Best CTF Player : Mr Smallberries (for sheer teamwork and communcation. Let's Rock!)
Best 1 on 1: Xylene/Spyder (it's a tie)
Best Shock Rifle Whore : EVERYONE. umm..kidding. I'd have to say WAnk.
Lowest Ping : ME! oh, I can't vote for myself. Umm...dunno then
Highest Ping : LK
Best HPB Player : LK
Biggest Ego : ME! oh wait, umm.... LK --in a good way
Most Suicidal UT player : Jing.
Most Annoying PuF : LK ---in a charming way
Most Helpful PuF : Rooster
Most Liked PuF : Xylene
Most Improved: Boom


I would answer the best DM Player if some more of you would hop into DM matches with me. So far I 0wn j00 all. umm...except WAnk when he's sober.

 

[Ritz]

Damn voyd, youve really got puf by the balls
have you even played half these people?

/me goes back to diablo testing

 

[Rooster]

Ritz, you're good... but you didn't slaughter me (granted it was RA) like Voyd does. Granted, I haven't played Voyd in RA either.

|C|Rooster|PuF
Defenseman for |C|ondemned

 

[The Dopefish]

Errm, hello? Are my l33t RA skills going to go unnoticed except for by one person??? >=/

The66thDopefish
a.k.a. The Dopefish
QuickICQ: 70291071

<The_Dopefish|PuF> One minute you think someone's gay, the next, they're British.
<The_Dopefish|PuF> Damn sneaky bastards.

 

[Netai[NWA]]

I never see WAnk with a shock rifle.. he's a flak ho! Some people call me a shock whore.. but I'm still a rocket monkey.

<WAnk|Drunk> hand + ass = erotic

 

[Temporary Account]

If I recall correctly Troll, you were pretty schooled by all of us that day we played you 1v1

-[CMi]Soul-Crusher
<A HREF="http://www.cosmicmonstersinc.com" TARGET=_blank>
www.cosmicmonstersinc.com</A>

"A stalking ground without prey - a flash of superstition whimpering like a crippled animal -
Dogs of the Soul-Crusher - Pulling closer like the blue steel jaws of hell"
-- Soul-Crusher/WhiteZombie

"Blood on the stone I do not surrender - Wait'n for someone I do not remember"
-- Cosmic Monsters, Inc./White Zombie

 

[Rooster]

I still haven't seen Cookiemnstr in all his "glory".

He keeps saying I'd be surprised, then shockingly he lost his LPB status.

We'll see how he does against me once he gets his cable back.

|C|Rooster|PuF
Defenseman for |C|ondemned

 

[Netai[NWA]]

a little monkey told me cookie's cable will be back today hopefully it went through ok

&lt;WAnk|Drunk&gt; hand + ass = erotic

 

[Rooster]

Okay, then we'll just have to wait until I get my computer situation resolved (hopefully no later than this weekend or Monday).

|C|Rooster|PuF
Defenseman for |C|ondemned

 

[[F-U]Ruffrider]

Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Xylene(Natai)
Best CTF player: Rooster
Best DM player: Voyd
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster
Lowest ping: DragonAsh
Highest ping: LK
Biggest Ego: I know a lot of them
Most suicidal UT player: Boom
Worst UT player: Blender
Most Helpful: Rooster
Most liked: Boom
Most annoying PuF: Blender
Biggest m0: Blender
Most Improved: Boom
Best HPB player: [SBL]Cobra
Best New Player: Dopefish

BEST PuF: Boom

AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

 

[Troll]

Soul : correct me if I'm wrong. Best DM Player Category was specifically tagged as NOT being 1vs1, there is a separate category for that.

IIRC, I have seen very few PuFers join me in DM matches (meaning: more than 2 people). The few who do, do not come close to me in the end results..I'm not being conceited it's just a fact. Check my ngStats for 90% of the DM games I've played recently. I have a 10 frag lead in most by the end. Most of the ones who do join me on Chromag, Pluribus, etc...are diehard CTF players and don't DM so they're just hopping in for fun. Many of the games have in excess of 13 players. WAnk I used to see all the time on those servers way before I was on this forum and of course he wups my butt, along with most of the top DM clans. Check my DM ngstats to get a feel for what I'm like in a big match. I'm no top 100 to be sure, but any game the PuFers have seen me in, I usually win. Big Keg O Death's about even to me, we're usually neck in neck, he beats me most times tho but not by much lately, I've gotten better recently and especially if it's Zeto, we're duking it out for top slots.

Unless my eyes decieve me, the Best DM Player category was not referring to 1vs1.

?

 

[Voyd-]

thanks for the votes guys. its true im not around much, im almost exlusively on the private server circuit. tell ya what. maybe i could stop by your irc channel and ill take anyone on in some 1on1s. i have a private server so thats not an issue. id like to play the people ive never seen before. would i get some challenges or what?

·ÐзVoyd

 

[Troll]

Yeh you'd get challenges!


as a new member I don't think I'd truly feel a part of PuF unless I got owned by the much worshipped Voyd

Troll

 

[Temporary Account]

Troll...I stand corrected. You are absolutely right on both counts. I just remembered hopping into a few FFA's with you, and I usually ended up coming in just behind you (You always managed to pull away towards the end.)

And you're also right about most PuFers being CTF players. I used to be hard core DMer, but now all I play is CTF. And I gotta believe my DM skills have suffered at least a little for it.

Sorry if I sounded hostile there You definately kick *** at DM Troll

-[CMi]Soul-Crusher
<A HREF="http://www.cosmicmonstersinc.com" TARGET=_blank>
www.cosmicmonstersinc.com</A>

"A stalking ground without prey - a flash of superstition whimpering like a crippled animal -
Dogs of the Soul-Crusher - Pulling closer like the blue steel jaws of hell"
-- Soul-Crusher/WhiteZombie

"Blood on the stone I do not surrender - Wait'n for someone I do not remember"
-- Cosmic Monsters, Inc./White Zombie

 

[LordKhaine]

Thx for the votes guys. Keep 'em coming just like they are now so I can count 'em nice and easy

 

[The Dopefish]

Voyd: I'll kick your *** any day of the week. We play 4 out of 7 matches in any arena and I'll be there.

The66thDopefish
a.k.a. The Dopefish
QuickICQ: 70291071

&lt;The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; One minute you think someone's gay, the next, they're British.
&lt;The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; Damn sneaky bastards.