The Fighting Thread

[jordanio]

/me embraces everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it alive for so long...

Oh...

/me stalks S.I.X. and then steals S.I.X.'s identity while making sweet, sweet love to S.I.X.'s mother.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me wonders why seagull finds it easier to make love to SIX's mother by pretending to be SIX himself. Then films entire thing, gives tape to SIX and lets him do the hard work.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me asks everyone why this thread keeps slipping before proceeding to get some clean socks.

 

[jordanio]

/me answers by saying "Scallywag! Walk the plank far yer treachery. Yarrrrrrrr."

 

[GotBeer?]

/me kicks gull's ass off the plank to the waiting hungry sharks. Um, and the rest of him too.

 

[»Bb«StarFox]

/me rescues the gull <3 then kicks gotbeers ass for tryin to mutilate the Capn. har har har harrrrrrrrrr. PWNTTTTTTTTTT

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me gives everyone cookies for keeping the thread going while I was away. The cookies contain arsenic.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me gets annoyed that effect didnt keep going and loses control and gases everyone.

 

[GotBeer?]

/me brings thread back by belching gas back in gecko's direction, rendering him woozy and nauseous.



arsenic is yummy

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me suddenly makes GotBeer's shirtfront much more colourful, and much less appealing, as the nausea gets the better of him

 

[Bleeder]

/me opens u2xmp console, sets firing rate up to max, and unloads all gas grenades directly onto gecko's head in < 1 sec

short version:
/me hax!

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me summons and makes Bleeder run out of energy.

 

[Bleeder]

/me suicides then uses patented crow "autohax" to revive and heal mehself

 

[jordanio]

/me screams "omf no teh hax are not for j00" and steals them back for pet, because, as we all know, pet hacks.

 

[FurociousFa]

/me pimp smacks [ds]bleeder for being worst/best turret spammer ever, and double pimp slap for making up new hax

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me uses patented "/me slaps Furocious Fa with a guppy fish" to show how slapping is done.

 

[Bleeder]

/me pimp smacks [ds]bleeder for being worst/best turret spammer ever, and double pimp slap for making up new hax

/me does the old V-4-4 for teh compliments...

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me laughs manically as the thread is revived once more...

 

[GotBeer?]

/me joins in maniacal laughter, while rubbing hands together all mad-scientisty-like

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me hands GotBeer a grenade.