The Fighting Thread
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/me takes remains of arm from gecko and slaps iddQd across the face with it, then reattaches arm with bubblegum and scotch tape
/me gives GotBeer a bone-crunching hug for keeping thread alive while I was attending more important matters.
/me wonders why it's mostly me and Gecko smacking each other around while setting an elaborate trap from "ACME" involving a boulder, rope, pulleys, and a pile of gecko food
/me takes a nibble to see what it tastes like, doesn't like it, regurgitates, and gives it to GotBeer.
/me says "no thanks" and crams it back down Gecko's throat, then taps foot impatiently while waiting for other players because the poiso...erm, the "secret sauce" is losing potency
(Haha, Gecko ate himself!)
(Haha, Gecko ate himself!)
/me grabs spit from fire and skewers Gecko, then roasts him over the fire to a nice golden brown "come and get it!"
/me offers GotBeer some of my leg. The toes stick to the roof of his mouth, causing him to choke violently.
/me starts wacking Gull with Gecko's leg in a disfunctional attempt to welcome him back, all while turning a nice shade of blue
/me finally gives up and dies due to lack of time and interesting ways to kill people, then comes back to permanently haunt Gecko
/me gives GotBeer and all other participants a big hug for helping me to boost my postcount so much, then finally, in true Unreal style, has an aneurysm.
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