The Fighting Thread

[S.I.X]

/me throws grenade down gecko's throat, and watches at it explodes sending pieces of him into his eyes.

 

[jordanio]

/me gives S.I.X. the new Dashboard Confessional CD and makes him cry his eyes out and ultimately commit suicide.

 

[S.I.X]

/me digs his brain out with an icecream scoop after hearing the dashboard confessionals, due to there sheer and utter crappiness, composes himself after a brief four year trip to a psychiatric facility, and beats Seagull over the head with a mongoose until blood runs out of his eyes.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me gets own bits out of his eyes and sets a fox after the mongoose that Six is still holding, who ineptly pulls the mongoose away only to have his hand bitten instead. He bleeds a lot.

 

[S.I.X]

/me, cleans up all the blood with Febreeze (The only cleaner endorsed by RedMage), and sets the fox loose on Gecko with a +20 to his Animal Empathy roll.

 

[jordanio]

/me pours hot candle wax onto S.I.X.'s chest like he is Ricky Martin and then prances around like a little Dutch schoolboy.

 

[S.I.X]

/me rips out seagull's jugular, and uses it to floss his teeth.

 

[jordanio]

/me cries tears of acid onto S.I.X.'s face, blinding him in the process, and therefore taking away his XMP. S.I.X. later suffers withdrawals so bad that commits suicide.

 

[S.I.X]

/commits mass suicide by drugging a whole boatload of goth kids and plain idiots and convincing them that salvation lies beyond the grave. Then, pauses, realizes he's ****ing immortal, rips out seagulls eyes, puts them in his socket, and goes to play some more XMP.

 

[{DE}Rarhok]

/me flips S.I.X into boatload of shi*

S.I.X uses ability of "not suck" in vengence, but finds that he just pwnt his own ability to make any sense and thus returns to his mental ward.

 

[Skipr]

/me is the driver of the boat and doesnt like his sh** getting anymore shi**y, so he dumps it all over Seagull

 

[S.I.X]

/me realizes that Rarhok obviously used a Jedi mindtrick to make him THINK he sucked, and then stabs Rar right in the node....with some kind of, pointy..deali...like a katana or something...yeah, that works...

 

[{DE}Rarhok]

/me takes pity (but spits) on S.I.X's dead corpse after he slipped on his own pool of confusion while attempting to commit murder with his "katana" or a.k.a. cheap plastic toy, which was the closest thing to a real katana that he could afford.

 

[Zaknafein]

/me after getting some spittle on his armor; grabs Rarhok by his ears, walks up his chest, and double face plant my boots in his eye mussles.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me secretly straps tripmine to boots, and watches as Rarhok gets his face blown off and Zaknafein turns legless at the same time.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me has a drink as he watches carnage, with a satisfied smile on his face.

 

[GotBeer?]

/me pats gecko on the back for bringing thread back after a week, and secretly tapes 'kick me' sign to his back

 

[S.I.X]

/me laughs at Rarhok's dillusion while visiting him at a mental hospital, tells him that in reality, there is no way he, (Rarhok,) could touch him with a ten foot pole, and then leaves the flowers with a nurse.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me looks surprised at the return of Six, before giving him a venus fly trap. Not that it would hurt him or anything like that.

 

[S.I.X]

/me gets really drunk and moves to florida