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Shattered_Steel

Birthed of Destruction
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I thought the original ending (Ash ends up sleeping too long) brought teh suck. It was good for one cheap laugh only. The theatrical ending was much better, even though Sam Raimi didn't want to do it.

The best thing about the bootleg version, though, is the extended "little Ashes" scene. "London bridge's falling down, falling down, falling down!"
 

hitttgrl

New Member
«BuA»Lurker_71 said:
***Taken from the "can't make it" thread***


The thing about Shock is; he doesn't know what he wants to be yet... therefore; anyone living close to Shock should be careful... as people of his type usually end up being transexual serial killers. :eek:


im very afraid now!!! *lookin over my shoulders every few minutes*
 

«MM»Mo-G

GET YO UMBRELLAS OUT
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ALRIGHT! STOP! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN! ICE IS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW VEGEANACE SOMETHING HOLDING ME TIGHTLY WILL IT EVER STOP YO I DONT KNOW TO THE EXTREME LIKE A CHUMP CAN DO! ICE ICE BABY!
 

Iceburgs

The Iceman Cometh....
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KMortus said:
I thought I would never say this but...NOW I'M GETTING SCARED!! :(

You should! Because:
...
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine and all I heard was shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car; slammed on the gas
...

:D
 

shockzore

-] Teh CrunK 1 [-
Feb 9, 2005
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Behind YOU!
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene
You know what I mean?
They passed me up - confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
 

shockzore

-] Teh CrunK 1 [-
Feb 9, 2005
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Behind YOU!
Take heed -cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja cut like a razor blade
 

Morty

The getting killed man!!
Feb 22, 2005
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Ohio...that suck ass STATE.
OK...that is just weird.........you know the whole lyrics or you just managed to find them on the internet and pasted them in the thread. Fess up! ;)

Oh god just hearing that song......PUKE! I've never puked so hard since that one night.........PUKE........too much beer and....PUKE...... :lol:

Oh and hittgrl...run hittgrl.....RUN!