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So how long does weed acctually stay in your system?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mr. HotDog, Aug 8, 2003.

  1. Nitchell

    Nitchell New Member

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    Weed is only soft-drug..why should you do a drug test for that ??

    o hell.. maybe its because im from the Netherlands that i dont understand you guys
     
  2. Eliwar

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    its that kind of mentality, gnat, that allows the government to be the scale of morality. Just because you dislike something doesn't mean it should be illegal. I dislike country and rap, should it be illegal? no, others do enjoy that kind of music and it shouldn't have any say on what they do in their free time. If you don't like it, don't do it and you could even go so far as to not allow others to do it on your property. Just because the government says something, it doesn't make it true or just. And contrary to what you might believe, I don't support full legalization, it should be regulated and taxed just like cigarettes and alcohol.

    its not the drugs that make people lazy, its the people themselves. the drug is only a catalyst and if you abuse it, like anything else, it can harm you.

    its not the gun that kills people, its the person that pulls the trigger.

    and uh oh! unripe mullberries cause hallucinations, nutmeg gives you a stoned-like high, kava kava is addictive, CATNIP can get you high. LETS MAKE THEM ALL ILLEGAL!!! because its the govenment's job to protect people from themselves :rolleyes:
     
  3. OpFor

    OpFor Feeling suicide, thats O.K.

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    Catnip gets you high? :B
     
  4. GNAT

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    eliwar, I didnt say I didn't 'like' it. I smoked pot everyday for no less than 5 years. Not that I'm proud but I sold it as well.

    What I said was, I don't want anything illegal near myself or my child. Does my smoking it change laws? no.. does yours, no. Does my not wanting it around me make it possible for them to continue enforcing it? nope.. I wouldn't be worried about it one bit if it were legal. I also know that if they do legalize it, it will only be decriminalization. Meaning, you would be able to posses it, grow a small amount, and consume it at home. I don't see a problem with that, but as long as its illegal I'll stay my happy ass away from it. I have too much to loose over some stupid pot.
     
  5. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    first off you have a child ? thats wrong on so many levels ... :|
    secondly rusk - weed is leaves and stalk, and skunk is buds

    also smoke hash using some skunk instead of tobacco to burn it and its nicer overall. hash makes you more high whereas skunk just makes you stoned and conk...

    ps i also reccomend investing in a vaporiser, but dont bother if your being cheap or realy know of a good cheap one i havent seen...
     
  6. Dank

    Dank Mac Guru

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    PS: Don't ever, EVER, listen to anaemic when it comes to pot.

    PPS: And for those of you who try to throw in your ten cents when you don't have a penny to spare: Hotdog asked for help, not your fucking politicial stance.
     
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  7. RogueLeader

    RogueLeader Tama-chan says, "aurf aurf aurf!"

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    Don't listen to anaemic when it comes to anything.
     
  8. johnnysmoke16

    johnnysmoke16 johhnysmoke

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    hey ima newcomer to the site and i have a drugtest at the end of the month ne advice on how to clear my piss for a test????:eek:
     
  9. [UMC]Boron

    [UMC]Boron UMC's Official Drunkard

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    oh for gods sake...
     
  10. Private~Parts

    Private~Parts metamorphose-tetraform

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    Recycle your piss. If you pass it through your body several times, eventually the cleaning action of your kidneys will work their magic and you will be in the clear.
     
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  12. Pipe_Dream

    Pipe_Dream 3-time World Champion Bowler

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    It just so happens that I'm an "expert" in this area. It depends on how much body fat you have. The more fat you carry the longer it stays. THC stores in your fat cells. Now, are they taking a urine sample or a hair sample?

    I can't tell you anything about hair samples, so let's forget about that part. If your not able to purchase dehydrated urine, then I suggest drinking lots of water. If you're fat drink lots of water 20-40 days. If your not too fat, 20-30 days. If your normal then 15-20 days, with lots of water.

    Everyone elses suggestions are RE-fukndiculous. Stop smoking NOW and drink a **** load of water. I have used dehydrated urine in the past and it comes with chemicals in it that will bring the temp up to body temp.
     
  13. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    There's a suprising amount of accuracy in Pipe's post despite it being a Pipe post.

    ...I'm kidding Pipe. I love you. I want you inside me.

    But regardless, yes, the tendancy for THC to linger in your system is entirely related to your fat content, since THC "sticks" to fat cells. There's a couple ways you can flush out the THC. First, is naturally, by drinking a lot of water, or cranberry juice. But be wary that cranberry juice will wreak havoc on your ass; it's a natural laxative (hence it's detoxifying properties). Another way is good old fasioned exercise, but be absolutely sure you dont exercise anywhere from about 3 days until the drug test to the day of. The THC will 'dump' into your system and THC in your urine will spike.

    As far as hair samples go, you're ****ed. Any sort of THC will cling to hair like a Cuban to his raft (haHA!). The best you can do there is Lice treatment or lots and lots of head and shoulders. Also hairspray/gel to mask the THC.

    It should also be noted that drinking a ton of water looks very suspicious when they're testing your urine, because they can detect diluting a sample. I've cleared drug tests in less than a week by simply drinking about a gallon of water a day (a little less than my max, but I work out, so yours might be a bit lower.

    And if you do use someone elses' urine, strap it in-between your nuts and nutsack, and wear it there for a awhile before the test. You need to bring that sucker up to body temperature, because they test for heat as well. Pipe mentioned chemicals that bring it up to temperature, but it should be noted that they can, and will, test for that (even my ghetto-ass 'let's get this **** over with you ****ing stoner' place tested for it).

    Hope that solved all of your questions! As for viracity of all this, I'm a proud supporter of TCCwiki: helping druggies since 2005!

    --Harrm
     
  14. Rostam

    Rostam PSN: Rostam_

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    Wow, I learned quite a lot from this thread.

    I decided to smoke once a month (possibly less) using a vaporgenie. It's because I don't want to roll a joint or use my waterpipe, which is only for show :p
    Not sure if I will like weed, only tried it once and it was ok (didn't feel any pain anymore but I was also very dizzy).
     
  15. Psychomorph

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    Never zmoked dis stuff.
     
  16. Pipe_Dream

    Pipe_Dream 3-time World Champion Bowler

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    I have looked into the Dream family Book of Secret Potions. In chapter 3 it illustrates an ancient system for getting THC out of your body.

    You will need to gather:

    4- cloves of garlic
    1- virgin (no nut stains) gym sock
    1- 3oz turd from an elderly Indian woman

    After you have gathered these items...
    Place the 3oz turd from an elderly Indian woman in to your virgin (no nut stains) gym sock. Take the 4 cloves of garlic, crush them(optional) and place them in your @sshole cavity. Do 31 jumping jacks so you can get it all mixed up in your @sshole cavity.

    Finally, take the sock with the turd into the shower and rub it all over your body for 5 + 12 minutes (17min. in Netherland time). Take a poop and you'll be ready to pass a piss test.
     
  17. Derelan

    Derelan Tracer Bullet

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    Well since it stays in your fat, i'd say dry up your fat cells with some salty munchies and replenish them with some clean water.

    Oh, and if you smoke pot on a regular basis, pretty much every conversation you have goes through the pattern shown in my sig.
     
  18. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    Salt has very little, if any, effect on detox. Maybe other than the fact that it makes you thirsty.

    --Harrm
     
  19. O_DoGG

    O_DoGG Le Boner

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    I'm curious about this drug tests, is it a common practice? For which jobs are they required, stressful/responsibility/dangerous jobs or just any job? Do they test for other drugs than cannabis?
     
  20. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    Yes, most jobs in the US require some form of drug screening. The only ones that dont usually are minimum-wage or low-wage jobs (grocery stores, rastaurants, fast food joints, etc). Basically anything retail and up requires a drug test.

    They test for a few drugs such as opiates and other hard drugs, but usually these are out of your system fast enough where you can get away with it. People I know have gotten away with "I ate a few bagels this morning" before.

    --Harrm
     

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