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So how long does weed acctually stay in your system?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mr. HotDog, Aug 8, 2003.

  1. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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  2. ravens_hawk

    ravens_hawk New Member

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    That's because poppy seeds have have trace amounts of opium, and in a large enough quantites (about 2-3 poppy seed bagels) it will set off most drug tests. However, some of the tests are easy enough to tell which drug is which (the army uses what looks like a PH strip with different sections for what I assume is different drugs.)
     
  3. [UMC]Boron

    [UMC]Boron UMC's Official Drunkard

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    There was a Mythbusters show where they tested that. And yeah he's right, 2 3 bagels can and most likely will set off the test.
     
  4. O_DoGG

    O_DoGG Le Boner

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    Given France's unemployment rates, I can't even imagine what they'd be if workers had to undergo those tests :p

    Edit : I know, who cares about France anyway... ;)
     
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  5. Derelan

    Derelan Tracer Bullet

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    The best workers are on coke anyway.

    Employers are just jealous that they didn't get any themselves.
     
  6. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    Raven: I live in the ghetto. I consider my knowledge of illicit substances to be about that of a DEA officer.

    Also, the internet is awesome: www.erowid.org (Thanks TCC)

    --Harrm

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    haHa.
     
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  7. Pipe_Dream

    Pipe_Dream 3-time World Champion Bowler

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    Now, this is true.





    @ Boron No sh1t he's right! He's always right! WTF? I mean, did we need to be told that he's right? Ask him, himself/herself through the power of Grayskull.


    P.S. I now have the best sig on the boards. I did it in Flash with the help of a couple of friends.

    P.P.S. Psycho, your sig doesn't have sh!t on mine.
     
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  8. Mr. HotDog

    Mr. HotDog [Insert Text Here]

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    Wow, i made this thread a while ago
     
  9. cupcakepixie

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    Does anyone know the easiest way to store someone else's urine underneath your clothes when doing a drug test? I'm pretty sure I'm full of too much THC.
     
  10. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    If I may quote [UMC]Boron from the time this thread was necroed first (2006, which is 3 years after it was laid to rest):
    Apparently this thread has a cycle time of three years. BTW the easiest way to pass a drug test is to not take any fucking drugs.

    And now I can only ask for Crowze to fulfill his moderation duty and close this thread to keep it from turning up again in 2012.

    Or to make me assistant moderator and let me have some fun finally help him with the hard work here :D
     
  11. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    i ****ing remember this thread.

    also the best way to hide urine is by drinking it and pissing it out again.
     
  12. soultaker007

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    True but you must do thet the houl mounth lol 20-30 days drinking and ... :D
     
  13. Continuum

    Continuum Lobotomistician

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    I heard that if you have someone kick you in your kidneys that you'll piss pure blood and it will still have thc in it.
     
  14. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    heard is not worth anything, do a proper test with a control sample and not.
     
  15. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    A double necro? Someone's got bad tastes... or good tastes depending on how you look at it.

    Cupcake; best way i know is to store a modest amount in an empty Saline IV bag, tape it under your armpit, and tape an IV hose down to the underside of your dick (it's hard to guess which side the person watching you will stand to look). Course if your a hardcore **** and don't mind touching someone else's piss, you could always get a Prince Albert and thread the hose through there... it'll be even less likely you'll get caught then.

    Edit: ...and no, i've never done either of those things myself, especially the latter.
     
  16. Logan6

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    Lol, since were necroing this thread to death...

    Im a Medical Lab Tech, so I can tell you its about a month in general. Drugs that are water soluble (Coke, etc. ), about 1 - 3 days.

    And no, drinking Cranberry Juice, Pickle juice, etc will at most cause the test to give no results, which is pretty much automatic fail in any employers eyes.
     
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    Dude, my girlfriend is a medical lab tech. Medical lab tech school doesn't teach you anything about how long drugs stay in your system. But you're right, its about a month for THC^11, the metabolite of THC^9.

    I thought I heard that drinking ****loads of water helped your body get rid of it faster, the only problem is that your pee becomes 99% water and is clear instead of yellow, which i've heard they are trained to notice. So you take Vitamin B, and presto, your pee is back to its natural neon green color.
     
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    Its true, you can actually OD and die on poppy seeds alone. www.poppyseedtea.com has an autopsy report.
     
  19. Logan6

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    Yeah, a lot of stuff that you need to know, you learn in the field, not in school. As for drinking a lot of water, well, its going to set off some alarms for a REJECT. ;) You should be careful about that too, because as above you can OD on almost anything, including water. There have been people who have drank WAY too much water and died. And eating just a few poppy seed koloches or whatever will set off a drug set for false positive.
    I haven't been employed as an MLT in a while, but neon green in the urine usually signifies large amounts of bilirubin ( liver failure ), so if you if make your pee neon green, expect being sent to a doctor. :eek:
     
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  20. Continuum

    Continuum Lobotomistician

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    Employers don't actually care if you do drugs. They just want the paperwork saying you passed so their not liable for anything.
     

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