All these urinal stories makes me think mine isnt that good but here goes. one day (this is like when i was 6 years old) my dad took me to a biker bar with him. they were havin some pork cookout and i have to take a major dump. i ran in there t find a shower IN THE BATHROOM. i didnt wanna know why it was there. well in the middle of my dump some guy bangs on the door, hey open up in there i gotta sh*t!. well i wasnt done! and there was NO TOLIET PAPER. i shouldve checked for that first but i was young and naive. now i got this biker guy screamin at me,i got a poop stick halfway out my ass with no toilet paper. so i just force it out and my face turns red. felt like my ******* got ripped open. i walked out with a reddish look on my face as everyone in the bar stared at me.