Public Restrooms

[Boom]

Snowdog, you are just poop-shy. Nothing wrong with that. I am poop-shy too. I recently tried to convince the Boomette that I don't ever poop. I just don't want her thinking about me that way. She almost died laughing. She was like, "Don't you realize that sound travels?? Not only do I know that you poop, I know all your poop sounds, there is the beginning part, then a little break before the middle part..." That is when I cut her off, "OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!! I don't wanna hear you talk about that! You must have been imagining all that because I don't poop!" She is probably still laughing about that one. I'm also pee-shy. Why is it that girls always want to play fireman and "aim" for you? It doesn't matter how bad I gotta pee, it won't start flowing until she leaves the room.

BTW, Morety, that story really really cracked me up. Check the new sig.

 

[ShinyObject]

I only get poop-shy if it's stinky poop or liquid poop.

 

[Morety]

Hahahaha, I'm on Boom's sig.

They wanna play fireman with your hose because they can't. Just pinch it for a few seconds while you're letting it out, the un-pinch it and it'll make a real manly thunderous sound.

I like the way she could commentate a play by play.. There's the beginning...a pause...a holding of the breath prior to the big grunt... LOL

I couldn't handle a unisex bathroom. That's freaky.

 

[L_S]

I couldnt handle a unisex bathroom. I'm freaky.

 

[Morety]

Apparently there's some bar here in Toronto where there's a two way mirror above the urinals. You sit there looking out over the dance floor whilst squirting. That would be cool.

And btw, Buck Martinez is now the Manager of the Blue Jays since we fired Fregosi.

 

[The Dopefish]

Re: True Story

That is a good story Moret(y).

 

[Merlin|BuF]

funnest sh*t ever Mortey my sis was on the phone and had to tell me to shut up I was laughing so loud

I'm pee-shy I can't stand it when someone is near me or watching me or talking to me

as for p00ping I don't use public restrooms for that particular bodily function.

 

[Kray]

Great stories guys, it sure made me laugh a few times.

Though I'm not pee-shy, I am p00p shy. I simply cannot go if there's people in the same room. I'd hold and wait until they leave. Normally I would try and avoid p00ping at public restrooms, but in cases of emergencies, I'd put at least 2 layers of toilet paper around the seat.

Hey I've used to have that urinal program, it was hilarious. I got all answers correct, coz it that's what I would've done in real life. I'll check if I still have that lil prog.

 

[Kray]

w00t!! I found the urinal.exe program in my outlook archive. But the problem is, geocities won't me upload an .exe file. Any ideas on how I can put this program on the web so that you guys can try it out?

EDIT: I tried re-naming the file to urinal.ex1 , urinal.jpg but still can't.


[Edited by Kray on January 12th, 2001 at 05:13 AM]

 

[Morety]

email it to morety@legionoflions.com

I've got my own webspace, and will give it a try tonight or tomorrow.

I love the microphone in the washroom thing. That would be hilarious in a bar. I had an idea much like that a long time ago, only it was the other way. I was having a party at my house, and wanted to hook up some speakers in the washroom. Then, when someone went in, I was going to blast some wicked bathroom sounds through the speakers, and get a lineup of people to clap for whoever the poor git was that was in there "making" all that noise.

 

[Kray]

Morety, did you get it yet?

 

[Morety]

Okay I got it Kray I'm going to try and upload it later tonight.

 

[Morety]

Try playingThe Urinal Game

 

[Morety]

Okay, I'm bumping this up. Kray goes through the trouble to get me the urinal game, I go through the trouble to post it up, I want someone to play it!

I got them all right except the last one.

 

[ShinyObject]

Re: True Story

Originally posted by Morety
Well, I let out about 30 minutes of held gas out in about 3 seconds. It sounded like someone tore a hole in the Goodyear blimp. So the guys says "Now THAT was a fart!". I responded by saying "Yeah, but now I lost all my back pressure and I can't pee anymore!".

That m0rety, always the showman.

 

[Allison]

Ha! I got them all right! Except the last one, of course. that one was a toughie.

And BTW, No one gets to complain about public restrooms until they've gone poopie in a downtown market of Calcutta. THEN you can complain. Let me tell you, there's a reason why they only eat with their right hands.

 

[Morety]

Goshen's learning the cellar dwellar bumping business these days I see

 

[ShinyObject]

You gotta keep the good times Rollin'!

 

[Sapphire Nights]

So what happens if you accidentally look at another guys thingy and he catches you?

 

[tarquin]

^^^ the Urinella(TM) returns!!!!

What really annoys me is public loos where the men's side has NO cubicles! "No, guys don't poop! even if we ever do, we're so manly we can squeeze it out through---" ahem.
That and when there's no soap on the guys side. It's not so bad wheen they loos in the middle of nowhere thaat have no staff, but in York there's one that has an attendant, the girls side is clean & soaped, the guys side smells and is soapless.

Then there's the way that the actual toilet bowl is designed that can cause the Dreaded Dangle Problem... but that's major enough for a future thread all to itself