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Dont you just hate people who tap their watch when they ask for the time. Its like "yeah i know where my watch is, where the F*k is yours?"
i mean...should i point between my legs when i want to ask for the toilet? and they have the cheek to ask,"can i ask you a question?"
pffft, didnt give me much of a choise there did you?
Who ever you are...bugger off and let get shop/work in piece!
/me looks back at the day and laughs
i mean...should i point between my legs when i want to ask for the toilet? and they have the cheek to ask,"can i ask you a question?"
pffft, didnt give me much of a choise there did you?
Who ever you are...bugger off and let get shop/work in piece!
/me looks back at the day and laughs
ARSE! ..... quite litterally infact
aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there
any ideas
aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there
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hmmmm, maybe I should try colouring my hair sometime. But covering the hole is going to be a bit more difficult.
But covering the hole is going to be a bit more difficult.
A Chef in Sicily made the world`s largest lemon tart - 3, 675ft long! and added 1,000 lemons.
I found where Rev has been!
TART !!
and added 1,000 lemons.I found where Rev has been!
TART !!
I assume you mean 3' 6.75" ?
3, 675ft = 1.12 Km ! Thats a bloody huge tart it would feed Ethiopia for like 10 years!
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl, "I just use their surnames".
(i felt the need to post this one...its great )
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl, "I just use their surnames".
(i felt the need to post this one...its great )
Trueblood said:aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there
I saw this on Discovery not long ago. The man slipt off the roof into a tree, I can say he survived it all and was very lucky that it just stoped before his hart. I also saw when they opened him up how far the piece of three went and how they took it out.
Was amazing to see.
Hey Dalton, I found your brother Granny!!!!! Put your sound on!!!! Granny
I also found pics of Sexmachine and Angie of when they grow older! SOUND ON!!!! Sexmachine and Angie
Put your sound on!!!! Granny I also found pics of Sexmachine and Angie of when they grow older! SOUND ON!!!! Sexmachine and Angie
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Playing on darkatrix2 .... doing what i do best..and i found this
I mean...in my defence, it was put there for that purpose right?
I was only exploring
I was only exploring
