Post Nonsense Here!
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I see that there's enough nonsens 2 post here. Miss Buns, I had 2 post this pic of myself just cheking if everything is still fine. I can tell you when you try this 4 the 1 time, the next 3 days you wake up with terrible muscle pains. But the benefit is that you don't have 2 go on an expensive sun holiday. don't stay longer then 2 minutes in it, the toxics will kill ya.
OOOOOO noooooooo Bunny ...... I thought it was real !!! 
Is it impossible then to do that ??!! And I've been practising all evening .... now my back hurts and you tell me it's a fake pic
Is it impossible then to do that ??!! And I've been practising all evening .... now my back hurts and you tell me it's a fake pic
of course its fake no one can get there head in there or in beetween. are you all taking me for a ride?
Ooo be careful not to drown in the bathanathema said:
Sorry for the pic ladies but i found this sooo funny
Its so damn cheeky 
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Funny pictures
click on them for a larger size. 1st picture 3some,2nd nemo 3rd. well you will see
click on them for a larger size. 1st picture 3some,2nd nemo 3rd. well you will see
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Warning to all kids who play online multiplayer games....
Say NO !
Say NO !
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Bathory said:
And Lesbians perhaps???
I love these cartoons, have a look!
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_305
and try this one, don't forget the judges. http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=atom_177&mature=accept
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_305
and try this one, don't forget the judges.
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=atom_177&mature=accept
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the Chemists at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten pounds... a hell of a lot quicker than waiting for a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the chemists. He inserts ten pounds in coins, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to the chemists, eager to check the results. He deposits ten pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into a clinic.
4. Your wife is pregnant... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a good lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the Chemists at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten pounds... a hell of a lot quicker than waiting for a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the chemists. He inserts ten pounds in coins, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to the chemists, eager to check the results. He deposits ten pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into a clinic.
4. Your wife is pregnant... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a good lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
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