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POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by BillyBadAss, Nov 27, 1999.

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  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    or sticking your bare bum out the sunroof of your car whilst driving through a carwash. Mmmmmmm, hot wax. :)
     
  2. afkik

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    uhh, Morety, how old r u? my nephew talks about farts like all of us, BUT HES ONLY 4, LOL
     
  3. Morety

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    38, if you'd believe it :D
     
  4. bushwacker

    bushwacker Your Man In Havana

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    Kind of like wine.

    Farts get stronger with age. Morety, I raise a can of chilly in a toast to your methane humor! Hip Hip PPPPFfffffftttttttttt Hurray !
     
  5. Morety

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    w00tage! :D

    Howya doing bush? Long time since I've seen you hanging around. :)
     
  6. el Gato

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    Yep, car washes work fine. And the wax acts as a hair remover if your partner doesn't care for ape ass.
     
  7. Morety

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    Babboon butt. Not ape, babboons.
     
  8. bushwacker

    bushwacker Your Man In Havana

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    Gas attack

    WU Mortey, I've been around, just flying below the radar.
    This clan called Ci has a forum I'm always posting on. ;)
    Stop in and say hello.

    http://www.clanci.barrysworld.net/index2.shtml

    Get them all posting on a thread of yours and drop a Morety bomb on them ;) /me adds his evil laugh.
    Oh and Gunner runs around like he owns the place =D
     
  9. Morety

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    Re: Gas attack

    Um, what? Gunner's got the runs? Huh?
     
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    Kray Time chaser

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    Now this is a smelly bum(p).
     
  11. The_Inflictor

    The_Inflictor Honest and unmerciful

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    Hehe, Morety spams with very little dignity :p
     
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    i hear spam makes ya phart.....stinky. :D
     
  13. Morety

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    You know? It's all that indigestible stuff in it that holds the meat-bi-product all together. If it comes out at the right time, you can blow bubbles out yer bum. Man, when they pop? It's a whole new effect.

    Instead of seeping out and being filtered through the underwear and such, it hits people all at once.

    It's a Ph4r7 of Ph0rc3
     
  14. you would have been SO proud of this guy morety

    that reminds me.... last sunday at roadcrew on the way home one particular sick-o let one go in the cramped confins of the small rig we were riding in. OMG it were nasty! damn thing lingered like an in-law you couldnt get rid of. :hmm:
    even with the windows open and me right next to one i STILL had to plug my nose it was so rancid.
    the purpitrator admitted to it and even laughed. I was wondering what the hell he ate that fkedup his digestive system so much. UGH!
    FINALLY after it had been excercised from our presance, the horror had mostly passed from our minds by then, its big brother decided to pay a call, in vengance (yep, same perp). THAT sucker was thick enough to EAT! gawd! you didnt want to breath through your nose OR mouth, cause then you could Taste its foulness! i stuck my head nearly out the window. fortuantly That bad-boy didnt linger nearly as much tho.
    WHEW!!!!
     
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    /me wonders what would happen to Canada if all the people in the US faced south, dropped their drawers, bent over, and let one rip...
     
  16. Morety

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    Well, when Mexico did the same thing to the States a couple of years ago, it created a phenomena known as El Nino.
     
  17. el Gato

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    LOL.

    I figure a US national flatulence would melt all your snow and ice, and give you a warmer, but stinkier winter.
     
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    LMAO Morety! LOl omg thats hilarious

    if i let out a silent one, i ususally wat a sec, let it spred a bit...then say "hey...do you smell smoke?"

    they get a big wiff.. heh
     
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