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POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by BillyBadAss, Nov 27, 1999.

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  1. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Who here likes the smell of their own farts?


    I KNOW I DO!!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
     
  2. Cammy

    Cammy Nymphomaniac

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    Gaaahh... You... You're just plain disgusting!! No wonder you're called bad-*** !!

    As for me... Uhh... Look, could you please spare me the embarrassment of that question??:p

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    Creme du Cammy. For soft, tender skin.
     
  3. THE**WRAITH_DS

    THE**WRAITH_DS New Member

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    I just crack the window, and act like nothing ever happened /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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    I am what I am!!!
     
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    Voyd- New Member

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    billy youve just gone up yet another notch in my weirdo guy index. LOL! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
     
  5. TheRock

    TheRock The Official BuF MASCOT

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    The Rock definitely Doesn't want to smell what your BADA$$ is cooking!

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    IF YA SMELL LA! LA! LA!
    WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
    ........... Cooking!
     
  6. GRaVeDiGGeR

    GRaVeDiGGeR New Member

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    Fart? i ....uh.....didn't fart...*sniff* *sniff*
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I like the smell of my own farts if there's other people around to appreciate them. Especially the silent ones that make me snicker to myself as I await the coming expression on the person's face who's sitting beside me. :)

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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     
  8. Xercxes

    Xercxes New Member

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    Yes, Morety brings up a delightful point, If you fart do you not laugh. . . I do (might say something about maturity levels) But I can say I don't like to smell my own fart, thats just weird!!!
     
  9. [BuF]Wacky

    [BuF]Wacky New Member

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    Farts are ok...... as long as they are not done in cramped lifts or spacesuits ;)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  10. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I let a silent one go once in gym class back in the high school days. I was in the centre of the floor with about 50 guys.

    First, the guys immediately sitting next to me had to get up and go to the far wall. Then as the smell hit the next row of people, they had to get up and go. This went on as the smell reached farther and farther away from me. Here I was, at the end of it, sitting all alone in the middle of the gym floor, laughing my *** off, while the rest of the class was all standing up against the wall. The teacher ended up in stitches too. It was one of my greatest farts ever. :)



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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     
  11. UY

    UY Preacher

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    "Better to fart it and waste it"
    "Than burp it and taste it"
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    [This message has been edited by UY (edited 05-26-2000).]
     
  12. Vortex

    Vortex My last status sucked

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    Ok, Billy, I'd really hate to be stuckin a lift with you if u actually like the smell of your own farts. :(

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    a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

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  13. el Gato|PuF

    el Gato|PuF Guest

    Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?

    How about "turtles", also known as "Dutch Ovens"? Hint: you must be under some blankets.

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    Wish I was oceansize...
     
  14. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I know what a dutch oven is...but I have my own variation of it.

    I let most of the fart out silently, saving just a little bit. Then, I stick my butt out from under the covers and do the noisiest little puckle that I can. Then my wife pulls the covers over her own head and gives herself the full treatment. :)

    UY: Love the icons!!!

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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     
  15. UY

    UY Preacher

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    titanus Mr. Flak Smiley

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    I know a girl who likes poop

    That's so disgusting :p

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  17. HuFlungzeDung

    HuFlungzeDung New Member

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    LOL, Morety!!!!
    You know what I tell my wife when I fart? I tell her that she's special because I would never do that around another woman :)
    She just doesn't seem to appreciate that as much as I think she should!
     
  18. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Allrght Morety, you´re going down...

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    BURR, the greatest crackhead ever.

    GunnerX, What the hell am i gonna wright now? Well, shut up you damn WHY-Bot. I´ll think of something better...

    Skumboy, I have a very special relationship with this guy...

    RaptoR, No more nick changing! You hear me boy!?

    Blorgg, Don´t do anything stuppid man! It´s a 486 goddamit!

    CHRYSt, i am putting you here because you are not afraid of ending up here... You will be...

    Morety, fart-freak...
     
  19. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    *holds finger up to nose*

    Ahh...


    Ahhhhh...

    AHHHHHHHHHH


    PHHHHLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

    hehe, bet you thought I was gonna sneeze. :)

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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     
  20. gramps

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    hehe Morety!

    you are nasssssty! :)

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    gramps|PuF

    "I don't pay attention to politics."
    "You should. It's bareley less important than your own heart beat."
    "I don't pay attention to that either."
     
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