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POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by BillyBadAss, Nov 27, 1999.

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  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    *whistling to "shave and a haircut"

    tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

    Phhltt Phhltt.

    :D

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    The More-tician. Bringing up the dead (topics).

    ]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nekkidness and beer.
     
  2. The Dopefish

    The Dopefish Active Member

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    Morety: you're fired. :)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  3. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    "INCOMING!!!!!!!"

    *jumps onto the floor*

    ZHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Phhhlttttttttt!!!!
     
  4. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Please!! let this post die!! Before i kill myself!!!

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    What is the Moytrix?
     
  5. Necroth

    Necroth Former WeeDHead

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    I smell here something bad, smells like some people died inhere ;)

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  6. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Yeah... It almost smells like people losing there dignity...

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    What is the Moytrix?
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    /me me looks around stifling a grin waiting for the silent phart of the previous post to start hitting people...
     
  9. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    In a recent upcoming match vs. MsR, I threatened to let a nice one rip in their flag room, and said they'd be scared to defend their flag. Then I went on to say I was going to take their flag, straddle it between my legs, and rub it up and down my butt cheeks like a big ole piece of dental floss. Then they wouldn't want it back.

    We lost the match, but we certainly won the rant wars. :)
     
  10. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Hey! I had just gotten over this! And know I had to see it again! And think of all the new people here! What kind of message are you sending them!? You...you...freak!
     
  11. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    What type of message am I sending them? Why a musical one of course!:)

    There once was a PuFfer named MoyDoy
    who did not like the scent of my fart.
    But he came to this smelly thread anyway
    I don't think that he is too smart.

    He'd come here and say it's a smelly damn thread
    all the while he was holding his nose.
    He should not have come here as he knew what it was
    Now he'll watch as my anal wind blows.

    It'll blow in the noon, it'll blow in the night
    My anus will blow upon morning's first light.
    It'll blow in the office, it'll blow in my home.
    My bum will fart the song "Where the Buffalo Roam".

    To ensure I got gas, I'll eat Taco Bell
    with some extra hot sauce I'm ensured quite the smell
    I'll fart so much, I'll put OT through hell
    and when I'm done farting, I'll use Cottonelle.
     
  12. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Dang! You are a fart-freak...
     
  13. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Yep. I'm a phart phre4|<. :D

    My wife won't buy me white underwear any more.
     
  14. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Ever noticed...

    how when a woman wearing panty hose farts, her ankles swell up?
     
  15. gramps

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    lol @ Morety's "message"! :)

    you can't beat an old fart, really. it simply has much more experience than a normal one. :D
     
  16. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I was in the backseat of my cousin's car and let a really rotten one go. (We were eating nothing but chile all weekend.) He was driving with his window open.

    I politely asked him if he could roll his window up as I was getting blown around in the backseat. Well as soon as he'd rolled it all the way to the top, the smell hit him. He rolled it down again quicker than I've ever seen a window move :)

    Damn, I didn't bump this again did I? Oopsie.
     
  17. el Gato

    el Gato Has-Been

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    I smelled it coming.

    /me rolls down the window...
     
  18. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    lol

    I know why this post keeps getting bumped to the top. Hot air rises :D
     
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    Re: Ever noticed...

    LOL !! :D:)
     
  20. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Farts are the only thing that can sooth a sore burning anus. That and Cottenelle.:)
     
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