I got a flippant article about mobile phones published in Too Much Coffee Man, which they entitled "Cock Rings".
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By all means I should not be in a good mood. But yet I still am. 
This is a quandary I will ponder when I go to bed.
This is a quandary I will ponder when I go to bed.
I'm going to be a pro scuba diver.
Might take up underwater photography and move to the west coast.
Or maybe I'll look for a job in The States and come terrororrise you peeps.
Might take up underwater photography and move to the west coast.
Or maybe I'll look for a job in The States and come terrororrise you peeps.
Are you much of a diver? I used to be more into it but it was too much of a drain on my sanity and wallet
I used to be more into it but it was too much of a drain on my sanity and wallet
I had an epiphany at work a few weeks ago, and now I know what I need to do next year (dive, lolz). The closest I've previously gotten to diving is swimming under the median barrier at the city pool However, I am fit and slightly crazy, and I like a good challenge that doesn't involve me becoming a walking textbook. And, most importantly, I want to get out of the country and earn some good money.
I'm going to the Otago Dive's own facility on the 25th to do some diving in their heated pool. I guess that's when I'll know wether or not I'm up for it.
However, I am fit and slightly crazy, and I like a good challenge that doesn't involve me becoming a walking textbook. And, most importantly, I want to get out of the country and earn some good money.I'm going to the Otago Dive's own facility on the 25th to do some diving in their heated pool. I guess that's when I'll know wether or not I'm up for it.
Apparently it's cheap to learn to Scuba Dive in Thailand. I have some friends that moved to NZ from the UK, and they stopped off there to learn on the way.
Diving is kewl, mmm'k.
Took me a wee while to get used to equalising, but then it was all sweet.
Took me a wee while to get used to equalising, but then it was all sweet.
I only had one equalizing error in 50 or so dives... I swear I thought my head was going to implode into my mask
BangOut said:
Heh, speaking of masks... when I first tried to clear water from my mask I ended up snorting a mouthful of chlorinated water.
mmmmm... chokey
Ate 2 bagels for a dinner yesterday, after having Mountain Dew dribbled down my face because a friend of mine can't tip a can directly over my mouth.
At this bar/club/restaurant thing a cousin of mine runs.... he got me to lean backwards over the bar, then he poured two shots straight from the bottles into my mouth.
Yummy!
Yummy!
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Dying_corpse said:
follow up to the story
the neighboor came today to give my GFs parents a bill for a new cat and the guy said that if the dog escaped again, he'd kill it.
Nachimir said:
Now there's a goal everyone should have. :tup:
I have four things I could do today.
1. Find some friends to hang out with
2. Stay home and play Unreal, maybe finish a review
3. Do homework
4. Clean bathroom.
Work wasn't much fun today, so I've lost all ambition for anything else.