If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?

[DieHardDeus]

I'd get the sticky beacon mut, fire it at a plane to japan, then after it landed BAM!

Then translocate to Area 51. telefrag the guards. take their guns. then teleport inside.

 

[Turret 49]

I'd use the camera to screen watch in LAN sessions

Unless they knew what the camera was, of course.

 

[dc]

run out in traffic and translocate back right before i get hit. that would be hilarious

 

[cocito]

i would leave it in front of the frig so when i get hungry... im there

 

[Random Elite]

run out in traffic and translocate back right before i get hit. that would be hilarious

Infront of a convoy of juggernauts

Burnout: Revenge - Pedestrian Edition

 

[briach]

I'd use it to get on top of my horse

 

[hyrulian]

Wow, you have a horse?

 

[briach]

It's my friend's horse, but I can see it whenever I want pretty much. I have a real hard time getting on top of her.



If I had an xloc I'd be able to slamdunk.

 

[Olga]

So its a pretty high horse then?

 

[CyberSirius]

or you are small

 

[Kyllian]

run out in traffic and translocate back right before i get hit. that would be hilarious

Until some a****** like me comes along and smashes the trasndisc. Leaving you with 2 options: dodge traffic or get yourself telefragged

 

[dc]

id be like oh snap what now

yes

 

[Kantham]

What would you do with a 'Translocator' in RL?

I'd trow myself down the bridge and translocate back on the bridge just before the impact

EDIT: Wait, Never Mind lmao.

 

[Olga]

Kantham: You do realise that if you do that you'll just recieve the impact damage anyway right?

 

[Kyllian]

Not if you were to rewire it to cancel out any downward momentum over a certain speed

 

[Kantham]

Kantham: You do realise that if you do that you'll just recieve the impact damage anyway right?

yeah , saw my edit?

 

[JimmyJ]

I'd wire some pieces of a minigun, make them very small, then load it with poison needles!!! Hehe, now i have a remote control poison camera gun!

 

[Bullet10k]

Pick up summin from the store, and click! xloc! No payment!

 

[Olga]

* Xloc does not save user from terminal velocity.

 

[Ghost3021]

would leave the beacon in my gf's house so i could teleport there whenever i wanted ( she lives 40 miles away )