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If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?

Discussion in 'Unreal Tournament 2003/2004' started by Swift Viper, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. Swift Viper

    Swift Viper Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)

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    I would use it to teleport home if I got borad of where ever I was at and as for the camera, I have no idea what I would do with it yet.
     
  2. missPoopShoot

    missPoopShoot voodoo rage

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    Sneak into strip clubs without security noticing :lol:
     
  3. Swift Viper

    Swift Viper Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)

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    I was waiting for someone to say that :lol: :trans:

    I'll use the camera so I can watch TV and surf the web at the same time, as long as the view is not messed up too much (remember, the father away the camera is from you, the more the view is messed up).

    Because of the fact that you drop "important" stuff like the flag, what things would you drop in real life that are "important"?
     
  4. Nurulwai

    Nurulwai ...

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    Clothes!
     
  5. Rens2Sea

    Rens2Sea Total Exp: 1338 > leet

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    Not important :p
     
  6. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    i'd use one to save time getting up and down stairs and then i'd rob a bank and move house
     
  7. WebSlinger

    WebSlinger bNotNegative != False

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    Hunter, you can't rob a bank with an xloc, cuz once you grab the cash, if you xloc, you'll drop it. So be sure you have good backup as you're dodging out of the bank
     
  8. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    tele frag the cashiers one by one then there would be no-one to set alarms of and calmly pick the case up and walk out :)
     
  9. LittleFlower

    LittleFlower New Member

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    I'll probably do the same stuff as I do when playing UT online. Pretty soon I want to check out how high I can get. "Look at me flying arooooouuuuunnndd ....."

    I'll shoot my xloc straight up into the air.
    Then I'll translocate.
    Repeat.
    I'll start falling.
    I'll start shooting my xloc faster and faster.
    I'll start falling faster and faster.
    I'll try to shoot my xloc even faster .....

    SPLAT

    :D
    I know for sure I would not be able to resist the urge .....
     
  10. Metakill

    Metakill Inhumane

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    I would launch the disk into the Gorilla Habitat at the zoo. Later while watching TV with a friend, I'd give them the x-loc shooter and tell them to pick a channel.
     
  11. fart2000

    fart2000 did i do that?

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    i'd want 2.
    one to transport myself to work.
    and one to transport myself back home.
    :)
     
  12. TheGunkster

    TheGunkster [Ci]Gunker

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    Complain about how long it takes to recharge
     
  13. spineblaZe

    spineblaZe VFX Extraordinaire

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    Mail it to Hawaii. :D
     
  14. Swift Viper

    Swift Viper Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)

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    :lol: Good one! :lol:
     
  15. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    I like the idea of mailing it to hawaii :)
     
  16. Mulch_D

    Mulch_D Noxious Weed

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    Hmm. Well probably some people would be "accidentally" telefraged.
    I'd patent its design and functions.
    Walking would be a thing of the past and once the novelty had worn off I’d sell duplicates and make millions.
    :D
     
  17. SealClubber

    SealClubber Not biased

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    Id telefrag a few of the people I dont like

    Rob a few banks, etc etc

    throw it into the women's locker room and turn on the spy camera

    u know, the usual :)
     
  18. [IsP]KaRnAgE

    [IsP]KaRnAgE You Can Be My Wingman

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    L-M-F-A-O!
    :lol:
     
  19. vicious2003

    vicious2003 New Member

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    I would become one of the papratse and get all the greatest photos. Making me a billionaire. Maybe getting some pictures of Ben and J-Lo.
    Well, just J-Lo
     
  20. cryco

    cryco Quasi-Genius

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    Ok, are we talking about the nerfed tl from UT2k3 or the real one from UT? Cause the limited charges would make it hard to travel over water, thus making my way to europe and the rest of the world quite difficult.
    I would also freak drivers out. I'd leve the xloc somewhere safe, then jump into traffic, and just before someone hits me, I'd x-loc out... Scare the crap out of the driver (and myself most likely)
     

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