If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?

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Rambowjo

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Then I will hypnotize a girl to make another girl eat it! If I got a xloc, it would be mature with magic powers ;P
 

Renegade Retard

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And OVER THERE is no where close to Right here, but it's getting very close to WTF?!?
 
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NeoNite

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Use 2 translocators. Leave one beacon at work. After having breakfast tralala translocate to workplace.
After work, use 2nd xloc. Leave 2nd beacon in favourite couch. Translocate and watch pron movie etc...

Two things you might consider:

Colleagues up for a prank might hide the beacon in a drawer.
Beacon at home might be occupied by a furry.
 

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CyMek said:
Remember that excessive translocation causes paranoia, schizophrenia, and a decay of the flesh! Actually, I think that is the premise of Residual Decay.
Actually, it causes TReDs, Teleportation Related Dementia. It's stricken down some of the Tournament's previous finest champions. The symptoms of TReDs do include Paranoia and Increased Aggression, however.

Hmm, maybe that's why Gorge went all emo in UC2...

*Dark Pulse: +3 Unreal Lore*
 
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Rambowjo

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In the next Unreal Tournament (after 2007) the xloc will fail, with drasticly consequenses

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I'd use it to be extremely disturbing with my urinating habits.

Place the disk in the loo, stand above the desk, unzip and grab then *bamf* you're *not* peeing on your boss.