If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?
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How do you plan to get a girl to eat it? Girls are automatically suspicious when they're asked by a guy to do something...Rambowjo said:Then I'd rather make a girl eat it and pretend that I'm a girl
Remember that excessive translocation causes paranoia, schizophrenia, and a decay of the flesh! Actually, I think that is the premise of Residual Decay.
I would take the xloc and shoot the beacon. Then I'd stare at the pretty lights omg 8) aaha..annnn..ann..dd.. LOL whystroomspniniangWhooooooowwww....
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Use 2 translocators. Leave one beacon at work. After having breakfast tralala translocate to workplace.
After work, use 2nd xloc. Leave 2nd beacon in favourite couch. Translocate and watch pron movie etc...
Two things you might consider:
Colleagues up for a prank might hide the beacon in a drawer.
Beacon at home might be occupied by a furry.
After work, use 2nd xloc. Leave 2nd beacon in favourite couch. Translocate and watch pron movie etc...
Two things you might consider:
Colleagues up for a prank might hide the beacon in a drawer.
Beacon at home might be occupied by a furry.
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Actually, it causes TReDs, Teleportation Related Dementia. It's stricken down some of the Tournament's previous finest champions. The symptoms of TReDs do include Paranoia and Increased Aggression, however.CyMek said:
Hmm, maybe that's why Gorge went all emo in UC2...
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The_Head said:Get a large animal to eat it. Then teleport inside of it.
Woola, animal suit
No, you'd just telefrag them.Rambowjo said:Then I'd rather make a girl eat it and pretend that I'm a girl
Chipmunk fail?briach said:
I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably try a few things listed above though.
KoshiJoshi said:Lol, if i had a translocator...i would probably use it to telefrag my teachers
You don't happen to work for the US Postal Service, do you?
I'd use it to be extremely disturbing with my urinating habits.
Place the disk in the loo, stand above the desk, unzip and grab then *bamf* you're *not* peeing on your boss.
Place the disk in the loo, stand above the desk, unzip and grab then *bamf* you're *not* peeing on your boss.
