If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?

[hyrulian]

LMAO Ren!

 

[Olga]

I'd go xloc surfing.

 

[CyMek]

I'd go skydiving with it, and have my friends keep throwing the disk out of the plane so I could fall for hours.

 

[briach]

Ren stop reading those erotic novels. That was pretty hawt though.

 

[Agent_5]

Ren stop reading those erotic novels. That was pretty hawt though.

imagine the possibilities if there were a device able to record dreams to playback at any time... Ren here would have quite a collection of exotic adult material.

 

[briach]

imagine the possibilities if there were a device able to record dreams to playback at any time... Ren here would have quite a collection of exotic adult material.

Yea, I'd have to raid his collection of recorded dreams.

 

[K.N.I.F.E]

If I was Dird

In - "Woohooo, gyrlz!!!"
Out - "that was 1337! Again!"
In - *pant pant pant*
Out - "I so rock!"
In - "Hahaa, I see you all nekid!!!

.....and then I comes to the realization that he has just used up all five of this tranlocator charges. Before any beacons can recharge, the girls grab the translocator and use it to telefrag my clothes, revealing his HUGE BIG winky! Horny, I start having sex with them and get arested for rape.

The next time I is seen, I am running through the halls screaming Gigidi!

 

[Taleweaver]

What the...

Can someone please switch knife's bPerverted setting to false?

 

[Kingman3]

I'd use it to sneak into Epic's offices at night and nab a working copy of UT2007, then steal some hardware to run it on (either a brick-and-mortar store or an e-tailer's warehouse).

Oh, and you can't forget about getting into your teachers' offices and changing some grades. >:-D

 

[K.N.I.F.E]

What the...

Can someone please switch knife's bPerversited setting to false?

Hey! It's true and it should remain that way.

 

[Random Elite]

Bank robbery, simple. You'll just need to find some way to launch the disk in, like a window.

Also aquiring other things like an uber-powerful PC and Lambos, which I sell for cheap-ish and make mo' money!

And a Challenger mk2, everyone needs their own tank!

EDIT: Nicking some petrol might help.

 

[Maxx]

I`d leave the disc at home and when the husband of a girl comes home I`d simply teleport ...much less complicated than hidding in cupboards....

 

[Rambowjo]

I would translocate into UT and get a UTxLoc instead of the UT2k3 ! And then I would rule the world with my translocating super powers!

 

[The_Head]

Put the translocator beacon in your jacket pocket then teleport.

 

[Renegade Retard]

Hey! It's true and it should remain that way.

Those who talk the loudest usually have the least.

 

[PureOwnage]

I'd make someone eat it with out knowing it, then !SPLAT! I would pwn them.

 

[Rambowjo]

How would you make someone eat one of those discs? They are a bit bigger than CDs, there's a stick with light from the middle of it, and it is pretty thick and made from iron

 

[PureOwnage]

Oh it can be done. All you have to do is dab a little lard on it. Some salt then you got yourself a great meal. They just can't chew it.

 

[Shroom-FX]

Simple..

use it to convince the world I'm jesus.

 

[The_Head]

Get a large animal to eat it. Then teleport inside of it.

Woola, animal suit