If you had a Translocator in real life, what would you do with it?

[Swift Viper]

I would use it to teleport home if I got borad of where ever I was at and as for the camera, I have no idea what I would do with it yet.

 

[missPoopShoot]

Sneak into strip clubs without security noticing

 

[Swift Viper]

Sneak into strip clubs without security noticing

I was waiting for someone to say that

I'll use the camera so I can watch TV and surf the web at the same time, as long as the view is not messed up too much (remember, the father away the camera is from you, the more the view is messed up).

Because of the fact that you drop "important" stuff like the flag, what things would you drop in real life that are "important"?

 

[Nurulwai]

Clothes!

 

[Rens2Sea]

Not important

 

[Hunter]

i'd use one to save time getting up and down stairs and then i'd rob a bank and move house

 

[WebSlinger]

Hunter, you can't rob a bank with an xloc, cuz once you grab the cash, if you xloc, you'll drop it. So be sure you have good backup as you're dodging out of the bank

 

[Hunter]

Hunter, you can't rob a bank with an xloc, cuz once you grab the cash, if you xloc, you'll drop it. So be sure you have good backup as you're dodging out of the bank

tele frag the cashiers one by one then there would be no-one to set alarms of and calmly pick the case up and walk out

 

[LittleFlower]

I'll probably do the same stuff as I do when playing UT online. Pretty soon I want to check out how high I can get. "Look at me flying arooooouuuuunnndd ....."

I'll shoot my xloc straight up into the air.
Then I'll translocate.
Repeat.
I'll start falling.
I'll start shooting my xloc faster and faster.
I'll start falling faster and faster.
I'll try to shoot my xloc even faster .....

SPLAT


I know for sure I would not be able to resist the urge .....

 

[Metakill]

I would launch the disk into the Gorilla Habitat at the zoo. Later while watching TV with a friend, I'd give them the x-loc shooter and tell them to pick a channel.

 

[fart2000]

i'd want 2.
one to transport myself to work.
and one to transport myself back home.

 

[TheGunkster]

Complain about how long it takes to recharge

 

[spineblaZe]

Mail it to Hawaii.

 

[Swift Viper]

Complain about how long it takes to recharge

Good one!

 

[Sir_Brizz]

I like the idea of mailing it to hawaii

 

[Mulch_D]

Hmm. Well probably some people would be "accidentally" telefraged.
I'd patent its design and functions.
Walking would be a thing of the past and once the novelty had worn off I’d sell duplicates and make millions.

 

[SealClubber]

Id telefrag a few of the people I dont like

Rob a few banks, etc etc

throw it into the women's locker room and turn on the spy camera

u know, the usual

 

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

L-M-F-A-O!

 

[vicious2003]

I would become one of the papratse and get all the greatest photos. Making me a billionaire. Maybe getting some pictures of Ben and J-Lo.
Well, just J-Lo

 

[cryco]

Ok, are we talking about the nerfed tl from UT2k3 or the real one from UT? Cause the limited charges would make it hard to travel over water, thus making my way to europe and the rest of the world quite difficult.
I would also freak drivers out. I'd leve the xloc somewhere safe, then jump into traffic, and just before someone hits me, I'd x-loc out... Scare the crap out of the driver (and myself most likely)