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[[PPP]Redman]

Homer: Bart, meet your new brother, Hans.
[Hans Moleman walks in, dressed like Bart, with a skateboard]
Hans: Cowabunga, dudes.
[Homer starts kissing Hans on the head]
Homer: Come on everybody, it's like kissing a peanut!

Burns: Deploy... The Delochonator.
[Frink starts pumping water out of Loch Ness]
Frink: Oi, this pumping is haaard.

Willie's dad: Yer back son?
Willie: Ay.
Willie's mom: I guess ye'll be going back soon?
Willie: Ay.
[Everyone pulls up their shoulders and walks away]

Homer: Brain, you gotta help find a way to get Marge back!
Brain: Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding!

Homer: Oh my God! There's no more beer!
Homer's liver: Yaaaaaaay!
Homer: Shut up you!
[Punches himself in stomach]

 

[NeoNite]

Homer: Bart! Sweep the walks!
Bart: With what shall I sweep them?
Homer: Try the broom!
Bart: The broom handle's broken
Homer: then fix it!
Bart: with what?
Homer: Try a curtain rod.
Bart: But the curtain rod is too long.
Homer: Then cut it.
Bart: What with?
Homer:Try the saw.
Bart: Where's the saw?
Homer: In the garage!
Bart: The garage is too messy.
Homer: Then clean it.
Bart: With what shall I clean it?
Homer: Use the broom.
Bart: But the broom handle's broken.

From the "Guide to Life"