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Favorite Simpsons quotes ]|[ of whatever the hell number it is...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Dopefish, Nov 21, 2001.

  1. [PPP]Redman

    [PPP]Redman Wu-Tang Swordfighter

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    Homer: Bart, meet your new brother, Hans.
    [Hans Moleman walks in, dressed like Bart, with a skateboard]
    Hans: Cowabunga, dudes.
    [Homer starts kissing Hans on the head]
    Homer: Come on everybody, it's like kissing a peanut!

    Burns: Deploy... The Delochonator.
    [Frink starts pumping water out of Loch Ness]
    Frink: Oi, this pumping is haaard.

    Willie's dad: Yer back son?
    Willie: Ay.
    Willie's mom: I guess ye'll be going back soon?
    Willie: Ay.
    [Everyone pulls up their shoulders and walks away]

    Homer: Brain, you gotta help find a way to get Marge back!
    Brain: Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding! Eat the pudding!

    Homer: Oh my God! There's no more beer!
    Homer's liver: Yaaaaaaay!
    Homer: Shut up you!
    [Punches himself in stomach]
     
  2. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    :D

    Homer: Bart! Sweep the walks!
    Bart: With what shall I sweep them?
    Homer: Try the broom!
    Bart: The broom handle's broken
    Homer: then fix it!
    Bart: with what?
    Homer: Try a curtain rod.
    Bart: But the curtain rod is too long.
    Homer: Then cut it.
    Bart: What with?
    Homer:Try the saw.
    Bart: Where's the saw?
    Homer: In the garage!
    Bart: The garage is too messy.
    Homer: Then clean it.
    Bart: With what shall I clean it?
    Homer: Use the broom.
    Bart: But the broom handle's broken.

    From the "Guide to Life" :)
     

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