Do you wash your hands?

[Twisted Metal]

As far as I'm concered, my hands are just as clean as when they went in as they are when they come out.

So wait, you don't wash after crapping?

 

[Jackal]

So wait, you don't wash after crapping?

Didn't you read the very last thing I posted?

I wash every chance I get though.

So yes, I do.

 

[Shadow]

Ugh, that reminds of this one time when I was on a field trip with my class (I was probably about 12 years back then) and as we were using a public restroom a group of the kids started drinking from the faucets. That in itself was pretty disgusting, but the really disgusting part was that several of them put their mouths directly on the faucet. Absolutely sickening sight that still haunts me.

So... I remember when i was a kid I saw some dumb ass sucking on a ****ing Penny like it was a jolly rancher.

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

"I sucked on a Jolly Rancher"

that just sounds wrong, unless you are one of the gays.
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Water Bongs

 

[SnaKe-Fu]

I wash my hands before taking a piss. I'm affraid my special place might catch something... D:

same... sometimes

 

[Shadow]

"I sucked on a Jolly Rancher"

that just sounds wrong, unless you are one of the gays.

If you don't know what a jolly rancher is you need to get out...

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

damn.
Now we have not knowing what a Jolly Rancher is hate.

where else can we go?
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Park Royal 2 Condo Prathumnak

 

[Shadow]

damn.
Now we have not knowing what a Jolly Rancher is hate.

where else can we go?

What?

 

[Continuum]

A Jolly Rancher is simply a rancher who is getting sucked on.

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

no it's a rancher who is jolly because Obama is president of the USA.
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PROBLEMS WITH AVANDIA

 

[JohnnySix]

I wash and use my foot to open the door, thereby avoiding getting my sleeves or elbows dirty.

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

I wash and use my foot to open the door, thereby avoiding getting my sleeves or elbows dirty.

because you lick your sleeves and elbows later

 

[Shadow]

How would you get your elbows dirty by opening a door with your hand though?

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

accidentally brushing a whore on your way.
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Danieela live

 

[R34P3R]

Yes.

 

[DeathBooger]

When was the last time anyone saw a restaurant employee wipe down the back of a chair? How many of you touch the back of a chair with your hands to move them to sit down?

People's asses and genitalia are cleaner than people's faces. It actually makes more sense to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom than afterward.

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

When was the last time anyone saw a restaurant employee wipe down the back of a chair? How many of you touch the back of a chair with your hands to move them to sit down?

People's asses and genitalia are cleaner than people's faces. It actually makes more sense to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom than afterward.

ok now you're being paranoid.

I guess we should just keep a box of sterile, latex gloves at our disposal to pull out and use every time our fingertips grace a surface which could have been touched by anyone else.

If you wash your hands regularly throughout the day you'll be fine 99.9% of the time.