It's still nasty.
yeah, so is a dead animal carcass by the side of the road. but you don't mention it. you just keep driving
I wonder if, after dropping such a massive load, the guy was too embarrassed to hang around thus heading straight for the exit.
If that's the case, he could have just hung out in the stall until nobody was around then sneaked over to the sink to wash up.
But here's the problem with that: we're all men here.
It's the mens bathroom. What the hell is there to be embarrassed about?