Do you wash your hands?

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Jacks:Revenge

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It's still nasty.

yeah, so is a dead animal carcass by the side of the road. but you don't mention it. you just keep driving :p

I wonder if, after dropping such a massive load, the guy was too embarrassed to hang around thus heading straight for the exit.
If that's the case, he could have just hung out in the stall until nobody was around then sneaked over to the sink to wash up.

But here's the problem with that: we're all men here.
It's the mens bathroom. What the hell is there to be embarrassed about?
 
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Yes, not washing is pretty gross. But so is wiping yo ass with a bit of paper, imo. :gonk: Bidets and Japanese toilets ftw!

I like wet ones better than all that, except at home.
That high quality stuff just doesn't fall apart quick enough and we've had the plumber over way too many times lately to snake the main line.
back to the one ply, one dollah!

I just splash my ass in the shower every morning for that oh so fresh feeling.

How does that thing know where your anus is anyway?
Japanese aren't that smart.

But here's the problem with that: we're all men here.
It's the mens bathroom. What the hell is there to be embarrassed about?
I really don't know man. We should be proud of our children!
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Kazimira

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Hand washing habits start at an early age.

I've started to not handle doorhandles in public bathrooms since I walked into one and a mother was there with toddlers that were just at spitting out nonsence age. Well mother and little kids left the stall and walked out with mother yelling about something to do with potty training. None of this lot washed thair hands and from what was yelled you could just tell poop was involved in what they were doing before then. I was so desgusted I walked out and wated till the next service station.

Men or women when you can tell they havent washed thair hands just gross me out completely and I keep my hands as clean as I can as I just hate the feel of dirty hands. Thankfuly being a blinky means I can avoid hand shakeing alot.
 
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Growing up my dad used to make us wash our hands whenever we came in the house after being outside. So I've always been one to wash my hands often. Now that I am in the medical field I definitely wash my hands a lot. I have hand sanitizer in my car so that when I am done shopping or something I can cleanse my hands.
 

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I've started to not handle doorhandles in public bathrooms since I walked into one and a mother was there with toddlers that were just at spitting out nonsence age. Well mother and little kids left the stall and walked out with mother yelling about something to do with potty training. None of this lot washed thair hands and from what was yelled you could just tell poop was involved in what they were doing before then. I was so desgusted I walked out and wated till the next service station.

Ugh, that reminds of this one time when I was on a field trip with my class (I was probably about 12 years back then) and as we were using a public restroom a group of the kids started drinking from the faucets. That in itself was pretty disgusting, but the really disgusting part was that several of them put their mouths directly on the faucet. Absolutely sickening sight that still haunts me.
 

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Obsessively. I can never eat and use the computer at the same time. The littlest bit of grease on the mouse or keyboard absolutely kills me. Even when eating with utensils I must wash my hands afterwards (metal utensils do in fact absorb some grease).

After peeing... not always. Like if I just took a shower and then pee afterwards, what's the point of washing my hands? The penis is after all just more skin, and it's not like it has been sweating since taking a recent shower. And I barely touch it when I pee anyway.

Public bathrooms, I always wash. More incentive if there are others in there watching you. :D

I also tend to flush with my elbows, and grab the doorknobs with my shirt, to avoid skin contact. I <3 modern toilets that use a sensor to flush instead of having to physically flush them.
 

Kazimira

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you're in need of some medication bud.
The metal utensils absorb grease? you might as well jump in the dishwashing machine.
sheesh! freakamazoid!

He's right. I often feel the grease on things if i've just washed my hands and even picking up knives and forks that are supposeldy clean I can feel the grease on them.

Solid metal cutlery is better than that stuff with plastic handles because stuff gets under the join and leave the cleaned stuff alon for a bit and it'll feel nasty in a wile.
 

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Not really my type of thread, but suppose you have shaved legs and wear string. Relieving oneself could be a rather neat process and if you are careful you fingers won't make contact with any harmful substances so you rather not get your hands dirty by touching the hand-wash basin.

This is really thought provoking. People not washing their hands will make contact with doors, workspaces, terminals, etc. I know it ain't like a hospital for most of us, but a little hygiene won't hurt anyone.

I often expect the world to be filthy so I like wearing gloves, even when it's warm outside.
 

Twisted Metal

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okay, whatever.
you ever thought that could be your own natural body oils that are consistently flowing from your skin? something that your skin needs?

Use some of that moisturising germ killer stuff.

or a Zanac pill?

Ok I don't have scientific proof, but take a nice clean metal fork and start eating some really greasy chinese food (or equivalent) with it. After I'm done I will feel the grease on my hands. Small amount, but still there none the less.

But you're right, maybe it's the oils from my hand. The food could be heating the fork up and causing me to perspire a bit onto the fork. But still, it doesn't feel like sweat, it's more greasy.

Or perhaps it's the steam/vapor rising from the hot greasy food and sticking to my hand.

I'm willing to admit I'm wrong, but I'm still sticking to my belief that the fork is absorbing some of the grease. :D
 

Lruce Bee

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I've washed my hands of most things in this world - politics, religion, right and wrong.
I still eat **** and drink piss though - some things in the universe I like to remain constant.

Lruce
 

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Im a bit of a clean freak. Its hard to keep a count of the times I wash my hands.
 
My penis is clean and I don't pee on my hands.

I use more than enough toilet paper when wipping my own ass and I don't ever let my fingers or hand touch my butt or my butthole.

As far as I'm concered, my hands are just as clean as when they went in as they are when they come out.

However, my hands are usually covered in grease, dirt, oil or some other substance from construction sites. I also don't use public restrooms at all.

I wash every chance I get though.