Do you wash your hands?

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Fuzzle

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I wash every time.
I used to work with a guy who I was suspecting didn't, and he always had two rings of grime on his mouse. The word "cockgrime" popped up in my head every time I saw it.
 

hyrulian

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I wash my hands all the time. In public places, btw, I find it annoying when there's no soap or it runs out. I also don't like places that don't have paper towels, and in that case, if the door must be opened from the inside by pulling, I put the handle in the bend of my left pinky finger to open the door.
 
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I wonder if, after dropping such a massive load, the guy was too embarrassed to hang around thus heading straight for the exit.
If that's the case, he could have just hung out in the stall until nobody was around then sneaked over to the sink to wash up.

If somebody enters he could just say "phew! you smell that? some guy just dropped a bomb and ran out" avoiding any responsibility :D

Of course, if it's a busy bathroom anyway then he's probably just a filthy ****er.
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tool

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I wash my hands over every little thing. I'm pretty paranoid about getting sick because when I do I get knocked on my ass because of my crohns disease.
 

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I always wash.

Another nasty thing: I tend not to shake hands with people who just drove a long distance. I have this thing against dried up boogers. Especially when they're not mine.
 

FuLLBLeeD

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I wash my hands all the time. In public places, btw, I find it annoying when there's no soap or it runs out. I also don't like places that don't have paper towels, and in that case, if the door must be opened from the inside by pulling, I put the handle in the bend of my left pinky finger to open the door.

I'm actually the same way, if I can't find soap I try to find hand sanitizer.
 

Hadmar

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I wash my hands all the time. In public places, btw, I find it annoying when there's no soap or it runs out. I also don't like places that don't have paper towels, and in that case, if the door must be opened from the inside by pulling, I put the handle in the bend of my left pinky finger to open the door.
I can't stand the soap you find in most places. I carry around a bottle in this size filled with non-annoying soap. Also, for opening doors, try your forearm. Poke the handle in a bit, then you can push down and pull back. Works like a charm unless the handle is bent inward like this one.