CONESERVATORIES VS. LIBRARIANS

[Arcturus]

HELO THERE ONCE AGAIN!!! I have used MY ultimate EYE SEEING ABILITY and I see that political threads of DEATH, MISERY AND FAMINE are the nrew kids on the block this season!

SO I have decided to join the POLTICAL THREAD BANDWAGON! YES MY INFLATABLE FRIENDS! But this is no ordinery political thread! OH NO! Not only does will this thred have the ability to NOT put you in a coma BUT it will also be the FEEL-GOOD SENSATION OF TE YEAR!

SO LETS BEGIN THIS POLITICAL JAMBOREE OF A LIFETIM!E:

This is... POLITIVCS WARS 2000, where YOU, the discerning VIEWING PUBLIC, get to decide th e outcome of HOT POLTICIAL XXX-ITEMENT ACTION!

Let's see the contestantss and their vital statastsitstics!:

Name: STRONG MAN REPUBLICAN CONSERTIVE CONSERVATORY MAN DELUXE!!
Age: PURPLE
Date of birth: 95rd of a semtpeumary 4021
Weight: HEAVY
Strength: Can pick up TWO bags of coal in a SINGLE BOUND
Magic power: Can do that thing wher he guesses what card you chose
Number of bodily cells: 94,523,6345,1,4634
Polticail stance: CONVERSATION (also thinks that if you let gay people marry then you also think that dogs and spaceships and should get married)

Special abilities: STOMP, CRUSH, CONSERVE, BE QUITE NICE TO SIT IN IN THE SUMMER

Says: RAARRRR I AM CONVESERVATORY MAN DELUXE! I WIL CRUSH YOU INTO KIBBLE AND POSSIBLY DUST IF I HAVE TIME! I ALSO HAVE INCREDIBLE KNEES THAT BEND BACKWARDS... WATCH! NOW WHERE'S MY DOCTOR?

Name: CYBER DROID LIBERAIL LIBRAIRAIAN O TRON
Origin of birth: The DEMON CRATOR of ANTARCTICA
Height: In comparison to most beetles with growth impediments and possibly even the tallest meerkats who have no real sense of direction or self-worth and keep various forms of dice hidden in their armpits, TALL.
Defense: has armour that is impentratable even by BLACK AND DECKER HIMSELF
Blood Type: OVEN CLEANER
Relelgious beliefs: None but he once drew a picture of JESUS PLUS
Occupatioin: Librarian by night, FEARLESS MERCENARY OF THE NIGHT by day
Polticaial Stance: LIBERATIONAL

Special abilitieS: BLOW UP, SQUEEZE, BOMBS, SORT BOOKS ACCORDING TO DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM

Says: hello i am libraian man robot o tron i think i have the upper hand when it comes to WINNING so i may well win but then again i may well not win but who knows in the end? LOOK AT MY SQUEEZING ARM! WHEE! LOOK AT IT GO!

SO THERE ARE THE INCREDIBLE CONSTAESTNTS BOYS AND GIRLS. Now my friendly neighbourhood minions of the light, it is your turn to use your brains to crunch the numbers and the statisititicsicianics to make a decision and decide WHOM WILL WIN! ITTS UP TO YOU SIRS!

 

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

/me claps

the conservatory look like someone i know so ill go with him (it's a he right?) Plus im a dog who's in love with a spaceship.

 

[tool]

I think you are wrong

 

[novak]

 

[Dark[NSF]]

robot krush politics.


Oh, and I am for Dogs and Spaceships being able to marry, thats a brilliant idea.

 

[Darth_Chaos]

Librarian shall win right wing zero?

 

[Kaligraphic]

I vote both - but they'll both be disqualified for using nonapproved deodorant.

 

[Nereid]

I think the cones will win

 

[DeDpoet|BuF]

I voted both for against either of the two racing in the electoral collages of the general primary in the second degree.

btw Arcturus, you rule. I almost died laughing.

 

[Darth_Chaos]

Never!!1 right mister slappy?

 

[Euphoric Beaver]

Seriously Darth Chaos can you stop thumping one off over those damn robots.

 

[DeDpoet|BuF]

OMFG, BOTH ARE DEAD DUE TO CAT SPIDERS (aka spidercats) DISEMBOWELMENT OF THE BOTH !!!

 

[[Ci]Mazza]

I vote for neither! I throw my support firmly behind Third Party Ninja Gentleman Duck!



He stands for truth and justice for all the poor lepers in Albania. If elected he will outlaw those plastic things that six packs of beer come in to further protect the lives of his avian brothers and sisters. He will also instigate a rehabilitation program for those poor birds who have become hooked on cuttlefish. He firmly believes that these birds are not criminals and that the true crime is perpetrated by the suppliers. Expect the war on cuttlefish to be brutal, secretive and profitable for all concerned. We'll get those russian bastards who think they can defeat our glorious country by hooking every mallard, hen and chick on their filthy narcotics.

Remember, a vote for Third Party Ninja Gentleman Duck is a wasted vote that will produce no real change. It will, however, make you feel a good deal better about the whole principle of democracy and let you sleep soundly in the belief that anyone can become leader of this great country.

 

[Darth_Chaos]

Nope the librarians still own and this time I will not post a robot.... I post an android... G0 Z3R0 G0!!

Vote librarian or I'll shove this in your bum-----

 

[Nereid]

zlal

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I vote for ESOMONE ESL!Egrr

NAME: WARkING DEMONKRTAIC PIZZA MNA OF NON-DE!ATH!¿!
PLACE OF BIHRT: OMGWTFBBQGRASSLANSD fo JAPAN
WEIHGT: ORanges !!¡
FAVORITE COLOUR; crayon
CHEMICAL BYPRODUCTS: *confedentilal(
FEARSOME POIWERS: can squeeze LEMMONS imnto PINK GRAPEFUIT JUICES, also can make INCONVENENTLY OVIOUS SPELING MISTa ERRORS
CURRENT RELEGGION: zlalism
POLITICAL STANCE: DEMONSTRATIVE
ADVANTAGES: funded and backed by the TECHNACOLOR CORPERATION.

SPECIAL ABILILITIES: EAT, SLEEP, SPOONS, DISEMBOWELMENT, BE EATEN BY HAPPY TINY CHILDS

SAYS: harro i si teh pizza of non-death eat me (quite litterately literally) have phun stay in school and go to japan they have good food there WARK I WANT TO WHINE WIN ZO IT BEZ TEH RUNNIN OV TEH BUHHS!!!!! RUN FRUM TEH BUHAAZZ ADN MERRI CRISHTMMMMAS+HAPPEE NEW WEEK

ADDITIONAL NOTES: POSSIBLE WEINER WINNAR

 

[LHABulldog6]

D_C, ****ing stop or I'll cut you on the internet.

I am forced to vote Librarian because Conservatories are evil and ungood. They raise taxes and have expensive fighting for pertroleum. Do not question my biews I am correct over all other opinions no matter what until i am proved wrong and start making faggat funnies about rival devbators Because I Am A Graceful Loser but still right in my positioning so haha lolo.

 

[Darth_Chaos]

Librarians shall rule all!!!!

 

[Arcturus]

I SEE TEH LIBERALELROTRON IS IN THE LEAD AT THE MOMENT! Will he retain his lead like some sort of hairy bachelor, or will he FAULTER in the face of AUGMENTATION? Only time, and possibly wellington boots, will tell!

IT'S AN EXICITEING BATTLE TO BE SURE!

 

[Freon]

Why do *everytime* there was a political discussion in the same place as you (IRC, forums), I've seen you act all like this?
Political discussions are a good thing, you shouldn't shy away like that...

 

[mrpirate]

NO. YOU MUST VOTE FOR THE THIRD PARTY SOCK PEOPLE. BEHOLD THEIR LEADER--ONCE LOST IN A WASHING MACHINE, BUT NOW WITH BUTTONS FOR EYES AND FUNKY TEETH, HE WILL BE A BENEVOLENT AND JUST RULER. BUT IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ANYTHING HE DOES HE WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL. THAT IS ALL.