CONESERVATORIES VS. LIBRARIANS

[Arcturus]

Why do *everytime* there was a political discussion in the same place as you (IRC, forums), I've seen you act all like this?
Political discussions are a good thing, you shouldn't shy away like that...

Aww... Somebody needs a HUUUGGG!!!! ^_^

 

[ubersoldier87]

lmao!

 

[Nereid]

lmao!

Arc, I, too, find your photographs amusing.

 

[LHABulldog6]

THIS IS A BIG ELECTION THE BIGGEST ELECTION IN A LONG TIME NEARLY FOUR YEARS CHOOSE SMARTLY.

 

[BoboThePenguin]

OMG I SIDE WITH THE LIBRARIANS WITH THEIR SUPER EXTREMO KICK BUTTING BOOK THROWING ABILITIES! KTHX...

 

[Nereid]

THIS IS A BIG ELECTION THE BIGGEST ELECTION IN A LONG TIME NEARLY FOUR YEARS CHOOSE SMARTLY.

I already voted for both.

 

[Nereid]

Alright someone made a poster-type thing out of my `character'. Here it follows:

 

[Underscore]

YES HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE OPERATOR



Yes indeed this election is shaping up to be the most politictiterrific thing since the last time it happened! Right at midnight when the clock chimes three it is time to unveil a FOURTH PARTY CANDIDATE, so named because he is a fourth party candidate! Yes this man will not only turn the tables, but send them ROTATING like a MURDEROUS EYELID

NAME OR NICKNAME OR JIMNAME OR BOBNAME: RUPERT Q. Y. X. R. F. Z. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. INTERNET BSc PhD hFE PCI USB!!
AGE: PERHAPS
POLITICS ENERGY SOURCE: Mystery Golden Fountain of Time Wasting
SPEED: Faster than a LIGHT BULB but NOT AS FAST as a CEREAL PACKET WITH A PENCIL
SUPER POWERS: FIRES TOENAILS OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS
ARMOUR RATING: G-------- CAN DO BETTER EVEN IF DEAD
RESISTANT TO: POWER SANDERS, POST-IT NOTES, CUPCAKES, "HELLO WORLD" PROGRAMS, and DEADLY BANK STATEMENTS from the depths of OUTER SCARY
POLITICAL SITAUTAION STANDPOINT STATUS STANDING: HATS MAKE HIM GO LIKE THIS ---->

RUPERT INTERNET pledges to use his SUPER POWERS (not mentioned in the list of SUPER POWERS since they are secret and also SUPER) to RID THE WORLD of people who are suffering from EYEBALLS POINTING UPWARDS DISEASE such as THIS POOR FELLOW ---> ("HELP I CANNOT TURN MY EYEBALLS DOWNWARDS help i am green so i am probably sick or something")

RUPERT INTERNET is so powerful with his DEBATING CRYSTALS OF THE MIND, he once talked 800 feet of solid metal and titanium and straw to go away so he could escape from "THE PRISON FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN PRISON" and wreak POLITICAL REVENGE upon people for not being nice to him which is mean . He wields the FISTS OF HIGHLY RELAXED JUSTICE which are dangerous in a meleee but not in a meleeeeeeeeee. He once received a green belt in ICE CREAM ARTISTRY and his trainer once said of him "this is a man who will go far in the world of ice cream and socks" which is a stellar endorsement I'm sure you'll agree. He once wrote a book entitled "THIS BOOK DOES NOT GLOW AT ALL EVEN IF YOU SHAKE IT OR INGEST IT OR MAKE IT INTO A DANCING POTATO MAN WITH A TOP HAT" according him awards from major award people whose job it is to give out awards to other people who are not award people and probably never will be award people since they are poor in their award giving skills.

While other leaders promise to wage "WAR ON TERRAR", "WAR ON COUNTER-TERRAR" and "WAR ON PEOPLE WHO SPELL "TERROR" WITH AN A" and also "WAR ON DUCKS", Rupert Q. Q. Q. Q. QQQQQQQQqqqqqq Internet promises to wage a WAR ON CUBES so no more of those, sorry, just doing my job sir.

PUT THAT IN YOUR DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM AND INDEX IT NEATLY

 

[hyrulian]

Nice thread
I had to take a second look at that title, though

 

[Zarkazm]

I had this leet idea of making a swastika of chainsaws and saying I hate Yews.


But then I wasn't certain it was so terribly funny.

 

[Darth_Chaos]

No that wouldn't and that would make me, a jew, rather upset. Its bad enough that jews get blown up in israel with that hate but that here would not be funny. Now if it graphically killed neo-nazis you have my a ok . Oh yeah..... LIBRARIANS PWN!!!!

 

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

Why is everybody ignoring the conservatory's blatent superiority in the growing fruit and veg department?!?!? I MEAN COME ON!!!!

 

[Darth_Chaos]

_Zd_Phoenix_, its cause they are being....

 

[hyrulian]

By the way, I checked both boxes up there in the poll

 

[Darth_Chaos]

Which means that the Libs still lead... mwahahahhaahhaha.

 

[novak]

You did know that you can edit your posts incase you forgot something when you first posted, right? There's really no need for gazillion posts by you in every single f*cking thread.

 

[hyrulian]

But how else would he be able to reach 800+ posts within 1 month?

 

[novak]

Holy sh*t. I didn't even look at his post count. 30-ish posts a day? Don't you ever sleep?

 

[Zlal]

INTRODUCTING THE NON-PARTY CANADADATE!

Name: TEH ZLAL PARTEY
(YES YOU ARE ALL INVITED but you need an ivitation so dont lost them oh noes it seems the backroom staff havn't made them oh well)
Age: -0.232421337432453.3424 seconds past a yearful of months
Date of birth: Doesn't like dates, and isn't sure about birthing ones. Are they poisened like in Indaina Jones?
Weight: He is not sold in weight but in massivenessxvolumexmultiplicationalservicestohumanity.
Strength: he is undecided which may or may not be (he cannt decide) be a strenth or weakness (he can decide on that but he doesnt want to tell because then he teh aimbotter cheater type pirson)
Magic power: he has stolen jack daniels to perform magic but unfortunatly found out that jack daniels is a drink and is now drunk and has drunken powers of mass accidentaforgetinthemorningal!
Possible items of past for scandel: Used to be a blank page, slept with computer, broke into the important secret folders in the important secret folder in a C DRIVE CAR, has a Z in name, has thrown parteys and is a partey leader, drunk, likes that **** sattelite song.
Polticail stance: Kung FOO.
(may or may not be Kung FOO)
Special abilities: Slightly angled limbs allow poor control over items. Is automatically Zlal without having to act drunk. Has name written on head. has a pet dog called pet dog which is a pet cat which was borned from a pet cowdog.
useless piece of information: please remember to take your milk money

Says: ZLALNESS IS EASY WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!
(NOTE: DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES BECAUSE YUO MIGHT HURT YOURSELF AND WE DONT WONT TO BE SUED)

Support backroom staff type pirsons:
DISASTAROUS DAVE (the turntable slave)
JOYCE
(BASSET'S lickerish) ALSORTMANT OF DINNERLADIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
GOD(possibly not God)
YORKSHIRE PUDDING
CLIPPET (OMFG NOES WE ARE TEH DOOMED)
PURPLE ANTS
DUST IN POCKET
THE MYSTICAL CHEWING GUM ON SHOE

 

[Nereid]

Shadowlurker, I knew you'd post something like that.