You fool. Our species has no primitive hive mind. You mean those cruel Borg we wage war with. We use telepathy to communicate, not your simple verbal language. Everything I think is instantly tranfered to your Internet. However The Church Of Xylene and Species 8-4-7-2 could make an alliance to crush all weaker and unworthy species or unbelievers!
Church of Xylene
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Your telepathic link is very similar to the hive mind of the Borg. However I concede that there is retention of individuality within your society. I apologise humbly for what must have been an egregrious insult.
As for an alliance between the Church of Xylene and your species, I feel that it may not be possible. We seek to enlighten others to the Truth, whereas your species seeks only conquest.
However, if your species renounces its acquisitive nature and accepts Xylene into its heart we may have a deal.
High Priest of the Most Holy Xylene,
Mistress of the Holy Eightball,
The Undefeatable Face of Reality,
Dreamer of the World,
The Deepest Truth.
"We live for the great goddess Xylene, we die for the great goddess Xylene."
As for an alliance between the Church of Xylene and your species, I feel that it may not be possible. We seek to enlighten others to the Truth, whereas your species seeks only conquest.
However, if your species renounces its acquisitive nature and accepts Xylene into its heart we may have a deal.
High Priest of the Most Holy Xylene,
Mistress of the Holy Eightball,
The Undefeatable Face of Reality,
Dreamer of the World,
The Deepest Truth.
"We live for the great goddess Xylene, we die for the great goddess Xylene."
Xylene's spamming powers in the early days were nothing short of miraculous.
But these days....
her rare appearances are getting to be like Elvis Sightings
Well ok, I'm totally exaggerating, but there has been a drastic decrease in Xylene sightings.
What's worse is the lack of Xyleneage in #planetunreal. I want to play against all the best, that includes you Jenny. The last several times I've seen Xy in #planetunreal she has been like..
<Xylene>-Where is Y5?
***Xylene has left #planetunreal
*Sigh*, I guess when you get to be a superstar like Xylene, you forget all about the little people like Boom
BTW, Congrats on the fanclub Jenny, You Go Girl!!!!
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But these days....
her rare appearances are getting to be like Elvis Sightings
Well ok, I'm totally exaggerating, but there has been a drastic decrease in Xylene sightings.
What's worse is the lack of Xyleneage in #planetunreal. I want to play against all the best, that includes you Jenny.
The last several times I've seen Xy in #planetunreal she has been like..<Xylene>-Where is Y5?
***Xylene has left #planetunreal
*Sigh*, I guess when you get to be a superstar like Xylene, you forget all about the little people like Boom
BTW, Congrats on the fanclub Jenny, You Go Girl!!!!
Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF
Well i'll be damned, Xylene, a goddess. Who wouldve known. Come to me in my dreams Xylene and i'll join your, uh... religion
/me hopes i see xylene in my dreams wearing absolutly Noth... uh... Never mind.
I forgot what a sig was...
/me hopes i see xylene in my dreams wearing absolutly Noth... uh... Never mind.
I forgot what a sig was...
Crack? We of the Church of the Most Holy Xylene do not use such substances...
...although we have been known to smoke a certain plant known as Kan-na-bis.
High Priest of the Most Holy Xylene,
Mistress of the Holy Eightball,
The Undefeatable Face of Reality,
Dreamer of the World,
The Deepest Truth.
"We live for the great goddess Xylene, we die for the great goddess Xylene."
...although we have been known to smoke a certain plant known as Kan-na-bis.
High Priest of the Most Holy Xylene,
Mistress of the Holy Eightball,
The Undefeatable Face of Reality,
Dreamer of the World,
The Deepest Truth.
"We live for the great goddess Xylene, we die for the great goddess Xylene."
Now that I have been officialy welcomed into thsi new religion, are we going to perform any rituals? You can't have a religion without rituals can you?
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when
a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
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