Gee I sure hope I don't die today. I mean, that would be a downer. Worst of all, I would never know if anyone had replied to this thread. That could be really upsetting for my time spent in the afterlife. Do you think I could check the forums ... in that place? Are there internets in well.. whatever whenever.
Suppose I'd slip on a banana and crash through the window and my neck gets pierced by a gnome's hat?
I don't even HAVE garden gnomes. I mean I hate the little fuckers.
If it were up to me they'd all be rounded up and thrown into jail. You can never trust a garden gnome you know? They're up to something.
Well, banana peels and midgets aside I really hope I don't die today. Wish me luck. Day is almost done. I think I'll make it.
Suppose I'd slip on a banana and crash through the window and my neck gets pierced by a gnome's hat?
I don't even HAVE garden gnomes. I mean I hate the little fuckers.
If it were up to me they'd all be rounded up and thrown into jail. You can never trust a garden gnome you know? They're up to something.
Well, banana peels and midgets aside I really hope I don't die today. Wish me luck. Day is almost done. I think I'll make it.