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I hope I don't die today...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, Jul 22, 2018.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Gee I sure hope I don't die today. I mean, that would be a downer. Worst of all, I would never know if anyone had replied to this thread. That could be really upsetting for my time spent in the afterlife. Do you think I could check the forums ... in that place? Are there internets in well.. whatever whenever.

    Suppose I'd slip on a banana and crash through the window and my neck gets pierced by a gnome's hat?
    I don't even HAVE garden gnomes. I mean I hate the little fuckers.
    If it were up to me they'd all be rounded up and thrown into jail. You can never trust a garden gnome you know? They're up to something.

    Well, banana peels and midgets aside I really hope I don't die today. Wish me luck. Day is almost done. I think I'll make it.
     
  2. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Are you still with us?
     
  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Well, I woke up so that's a good start. Looks like I made it! I wonder if I'll get any awards from the academy. One can hope.
     
  4. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    What about tomorrow?
     
  5. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    always strive to die
     
  6. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Keep moving on into the future....
     
  7. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Tomorrow never dies. I've tested it. Even with a toaster, groundhog and a bathtub (and for some reason it felt very familiar) but nope...still here. Alive and kicking...midgets.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Manticore

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    Still here.
     
  9. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Glad to have you here.
    Hopefully you aren't treating a lean addiction, like some people.
     
  10. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    :D

    So lean is a codeine 'drank'?
     
  11. Manticore

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  12. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    I had this in mind when I made this thread...

     
  13. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    Unless the afterlife is a continuation of your previous existence minus the memory of your death. Just slightly worse.
     
  14. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    It is.

    Codeine, Promethazine, ice, Jolly Ranchers for flavor, and sprite.
    In two styrofoam cups.

    Judging from my last doctor's visit, mixing it with alcohol can kill you.
     
  15. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    To those participating in this thread:

    I hope none of us die today!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Death.... is only .. the beginning.

    I'm not sure of what, but hey...
     
  17. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    I'm trying not to be somber but I am shocked that I am still alive, with all the shit that has happened in my life.
     
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  18. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    It sucks, I don't recommend it. CPR+Defib+adrenaline+ chemicals to get your heart beating normal again... if that wasn't enough the hospital bills will likely give you a stroke.

    A bunch of different bacteria blooms.
     
  19. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Same her mate and I mean that sincerely.

    Rock on.................

    [​IMG]
     

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