I hope I don't die today...

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NeoNite

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Gee I sure hope I don't die today. I mean, that would be a downer. Worst of all, I would never know if anyone had replied to this thread. That could be really upsetting for my time spent in the afterlife. Do you think I could check the forums ... in that place? Are there internets in well.. whatever whenever.

Suppose I'd slip on a banana and crash through the window and my neck gets pierced by a gnome's hat?
I don't even HAVE garden gnomes. I mean I hate the little fuckers.
If it were up to me they'd all be rounded up and thrown into jail. You can never trust a garden gnome you know? They're up to something.

Well, banana peels and midgets aside I really hope I don't die today. Wish me luck. Day is almost done. I think I'll make it.
 

NeoNite

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What about tomorrow?

Tomorrow never dies. I've tested it. Even with a toaster, groundhog and a bathtub (and for some reason it felt very familiar) but nope...still here. Alive and kicking...midgets.

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[GU]elmur_fud

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To those participating in this thread:

I hope none of us die today!

Don-t-die-before-your-death
It sucks, I don't recommend it. CPR+Defib+adrenaline+ chemicals to get your heart beating normal again... if that wasn't enough the hospital bills will likely give you a stroke.

Death.... is only .. the beginning.

I'm not sure of what, but hey...
A bunch of different bacteria blooms.