Ok, screw the ping advantage. I'll log in from netzero or get an AOL account or something. I'll smack you down with dial-up. I'll unhook the Voodoo card and put back the 10fps poopy card. I'll use the 2button no-wheel mouse. I'll play off a laptop and use a touchpad.
<Cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz Impression> I'll beat ya with one paw tied behind my baaaack.</Cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz Impression>
I'll beat ya using NerfArena weapons! I don't ph34r your ph4rtz. I can hold my breath forever.
Ph34r my ph34l355n355!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I'll be back after I come up with more smacktalk.