"You will not invade Iran"

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stoned_jedi said:
i might need some help invading....
mr.Worf you can be cheif of Security
anyone else want to help?

tool can be cheif of inteligence...........

I would make a great intelligence chief! Because everyone here knows how good I am at these political debates and how I am always right!
 

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stoned_jedi said:
i might need some help invading....
mr.Worf you can be cheif of Security
anyone else want to help?

tool can be cheif of inteligence...........
I don't think I'd be a good security chief, my impressive skull plate notwithstanding. Maybe you could make me your secretary of music? Or perhaps the minister of religious oppression?
 

hal

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SimplyCosmic said:
I feel so nostalgic.

All this thread needs to make it 2002 all over again is Hal and Prophetus calling me "unpatriotic" for saying that military action against Iraq was not justified by what I believed were inaccurate claims of vast amounts of WMDs when all the intelligence was considered. ;)



Ask and ye shall receive! You, sir, are "unpatriotic"!

Don't say we don't aim to please! :y5:
 

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PsychoMoggieBagpuss said:
oxymoron++

If you think about it, Tool being the 'cheif of inteligence' may be quite acceptable, as someone else could be the 'chief of intelligence'.

:p
 

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discreet said:
:lol:

that was a classic spoof.

"can you sum up your campaign in one word?"

"strategery"
You gotta have the follow-up, too though: "Lockbox"

Other than the Odd Couple bit where they "share" the Presidency, that may be one of SNLs funniest singular moments in the last decade.